The Morals of Marcus Ordeyne | Page 3

the qualities of genius.
To-day my aunt tackled me on the subject of marriage. I ought to marry.
I asked why. It appeared it was every man's duty.

"From what point of view?" I asked. "The mere propagation of the
human race, or the providing of a superfluous young woman with a
means of livelihood? If it is the former, then, in my opinion, there are
too many people in the world already; and if the latter, I'm afraid I'm
not sufficiently altruistic."
"You are so _funny!_" laughed my aunt.
I was not aware of being the least bit funny.
"But, seriously," she continued, "you must marry." She is a woman who
has an irritating way of speaking in Italics. "Are you aware that if you
have no son the title will become extinct?"
"And if it does," I cried, "who on this earth will care a
half-penny-bun?"
I am growing tired of the title. At first it was rather amusing. Now it
appears it is registered in Heaven's chancery and hedged about with
divine ordinances. Only the other day an unknown parson requested me
to open a church bazaar, and I gathered he had received his instructions
direct from the Almighty.
"Why, every one would care," exclaimed my aunt, genuinely shocked.
"It would be monstrous. You owe it to your descendants as well as to
your ancestors. Besides," she added, with apparent irrelevance, "a man
in your position ought to live up to it."
"I do," said I, "just up to it."
"Now you are pretending you don't understand me. You ought to marry
money!"
I smiled and shook my head. I don't think my aunt likes me to smile
and shake my head, for I saw a flicker in her eyes. "No, my dear aunt;
emphatically no. It would be comfortless. If I kissed it, it would be cold.
If I put my arms round it, it would be full of sharp edges which would
hurt. If I tried to get any emotion out of it, it would only jingle."

"What do you want then?"
"Nothing. But if I must--let it be plain flesh and blood."
"Cannibal!" said my aunt.
We both laughed.
"But you can have plenty of flesh and blood, with money as well, for
the asking," she insisted; and thereupon my two cousins, Dora and
Gwendolen, entered the drawingroom and interrupted the conversation.
They are both bouncing, fresh-faced girls, in the early twenties. They
ride and shoot and bicycle and golf and dance, and the elder writes little
stories for the magazines. As I do none of these things, I am convinced
they regard me as a poor sort of creature. When they hand me a cup of
tea I almost expect them to pat me on the head and say, "Good dog!" I
am long, lean, stooping, hatchet-faced, hawknosed, near-sighted. I have
not the breezy air of the jolly young stockbrokers they are in the habit
of meeting. They rather alarm me. Moreover, they have managed to
rear a colossal pile of wholly incorrect information on every subject
under the sun, and are addicted to letting chunks of it fall about one's
ears. This stuns me, rendering conversation difficult.
As I had not seen Dora since her return from Rome, where she had
spent the early spring, I asked, in some trepidation, for her impressions.
Before I could collect myself, I was listening to a lecture on St. Peter's.
She told me it was built by Michael Angelo. I suggested that some
credit might be given to Bramante, not to speak of Rosellino,
Baldassare Peruzzi and the two San Gallo's.
"Oh!" said my young lady, with a superb air of omniscience. "It was all
Michael Angelo's design. The others only tinkered away at it
afterwards."
After receiving this brickbat I took my leave.
To console myself I looked up, during the evening, Michael Angelo's
noble letter about Bramante.

"One cannot deny," says he, "that Bramante was as excellent in
architecture as any one has been from the ancients to now. He placed
the first stone of St. Peter's, not full of confusion, but clear, neat, and
luminous, and isolated all round in such a way that it injured no part of
the palace, and was held to be a beautiful thing, as is still apparent, in
such a way that any one who has departed from the said order of
Bramante, as San Gallo has done, has departed from the truth."
Michael Angelo did not like San Gallo; neither did he like
Bramante-who was his senior by thirty years-but this makes his
appreciation of the elder's work all the more generous.
Tinkered away at it, indeed!
May 21st.
I spent all the morning at work by the open window.
I have a small house in Lingfield Terrace,