The Man from Brodneys | Page 6

England, the home land of
the testator. To say that this debonair, good-looking young gentleman
was flabbergasted would be putting it more than mildly. There is no
word in the English language strong enough to describe his attitude at
that perilous moment.
"What shall I do--what can I do, Mr. Bowen?" he gasped, bewildered.
"Consult an attorney," advised Mr. Bowen promptly.
"I'll do it," shouted "Bobby" Browne, one time halfback on his college
eleven. "Break the will for me, Mr. Bowen, and I'll give--"
"I can't break it, Bobby. I'm its executor."
"Good Lord! Well, then, who is the best will-breaker you know, please?
Something has to be done right away."
"I'm afraid you don't grasp the situation. Now if you were not married it
would--"
"I wouldn't give up my wife for all the islands in the universe. That's
settled. You don't know how happy we are. She's the--"
"Yes, yes, I know," interrupted the wily Mr. Bowen. "Don't tell me
about it. She's a stumbling block, however, even though we are agreed
that she's a most delightful one. Your co-legatee also possesses a block,

perhaps not so delicate, but I daresay she feels the same about hers as
you do about yours. I can't advise you, my boy. Go and see Judge
Garrett over in the K---- building. They say he expects to come back
from the grave to break his own will."
Ten minutes later an excited young man rushed into an office in the
K---- building. Two minutes afterward he was laying the case before
that distinguished old counsellor, Judge Abner Garrett.
"You will have to fight it jointly," said Judge Garrett, after extracting
the wheat from the chaff of Browne's remarks. "You can't take hers
away from her and she can't get yours. We must combine against the
natives. Come back to-morrow at two."
Promptly at two Browne appeared, eager-eyed and nervous. He had left
behind him at home a miserable young woman with red eyes and
choking breath who bemoaned the cruel conviction that she stood
between him and fortune.
"But hang it all, dearest, I wouldn't marry that girl if I had the chance.
I'd marry you all over again to-day if I could," he had cried out to her,
but she wondered all afternoon if he really meant it. It never entered her
head to wonder if Lady Deppingham was old or young, pretty or ugly,
bright or dull. She had been Mrs. Browne for three months and she
could not quite understand how she had been so happy up to this
sickening hour.
Judge Garrett had a copy of the will in his hand. He looked dubious,
even dismayed.
"It's as sound as the rock of Gibraltar," he announced dolefully.
"You don't mean it!" gasped poor Bobby, mopping his fine Harvard
brow, his six feet of manhood shrinking perceptibly as he looked about
for a chair in which to collapse. "C--can't it be smashed?"
"It might be an easy matter to prove either of these old gentlemen to
have been insane, but the two of them together make it out of the

question----"
"Darned unreasonable."
"What do you mean, sir?" indignantly.
"I mean--oh, you know what I mean. The conditions and all that. Why,
the old chumps must have been trying to prove their grandchildren
insane when they made that will. Nobody but imbeciles would marry
people they'd never seen. I----"
"But the will provides for a six months' courtship, Dr. Browne, I'm
sorry to say. You might learn to love a person in less time and still
retain your mental balance, you know, especially if she were pretty and
an heiress to half your own fortune. I daresay that is what they were
thinking about."
"Thinking? They weren't thinking of anything at all. They weren't
capable. Why didn't they consider the possibility that things might turn
out just as they have?"
"Possibly they did consider it, my boy. It looks to me as if they did not
care a rap whether it went to their blood relatives or to the islanders. I
fancy of the two they loved the islanders more. At any rate, they left a
beautiful opening for the very complications which now conspire to
give the natives their own, after all. There may be some sort of method
in their badness. More than likely they concluded to let luck decide the
matter."
"Well, I guess it has, all right."
"Don't lose heart. It's worth fighting for even if you lose. I'd hate to see
those islanders get all of it, even if you two can't marry each other. I've
thought it over pretty thoroughly and I've reached a conclusion. It's
necessary for both of you to be on the ground according to schedule.
You must go to the island,