The Man Who Stole A Meeting-House | Page 3

Jedwort about this batch of butter,' she
would hint to the storekeeper; 'but you may hand the money to me, or I
will take my pay in goods.' In this way a new gown, or a piece of cloth
for the boys' coats, or something else the family needed, would be
smuggled into the house, with fear and trembling lest old Jedwort
should make a row and find where the money came from.
"The house inside was kept neat as a pin; but everything around it
looked terribly shiftless. It was built originally in an ambitious style,

and painted white. It had four tall front pillars, supporting the portion of
the roof that came over the porch--lifting up the eyebrows of the house,
if I may so express myself, and making it look as if it was going to
sneeze. Half the blinds were off their hinges, and the rest flapped in the
wind. The front doorstep had rotted away. The porch had once a good
floor, but for years Jedwort had been in the habit of going to it
whenever he wanted a board for the pig-pen, until not a bit of floor was
left.
"But I began to tell about Jedwort leaning on the gate that morning. We
had all noticed him; and as Dave and I brought in the milk, his mother
asked, 'What is your father planning now? Half the time he stands there,
looking up the road; or else he's walking up that way in a brown study.'
"'He's got his eye on the old meeting-house,' says Dave, setting down
his pail. 'He has been watching it and walking round it, off and on, for a
week.'
"That was the first intimation I had of what the old fellow was up to.
But after breakfast he followed me out of the house, as if he had
something on his mind to say to me.
"'Stark,' says he, at last, 'you've always insisted on't that I wasn't an
enterprisin' man.'
"'I insist on't still,' says I; for I was in the habit of talking mighty plain
to him, and joking him pretty hard sometimes. 'If I had this farm, I'd
show you enterprise. You wouldn't see the hogs in the garden half the
time, just for want of a good fence to keep 'em out. You wouldn't see
the very best strip of land lying waste, just for want of a ditch. You
wouldn't see that stone wall by the road tumbling down year after year,
till by and by you won't be able to see it for the weeds and thistles.'
"'Yes,' says he, sarcastically, 'ye'd lay-out ten times as much money on
the place as ye'd ever git back agin, I've no doubt. But I believe in
economy.'
"That provoked me a little, and I said, 'Economy! You're one of the

kind of men that'll skin a flint for sixpence and spoil a jack-knife worth
a shilling. You waste fodder and grain enough every three years to pay
for a bigger barn--to say nothing of the inconvenience.'
"'Wal, Stark,' says he, grinning and scratching his head, 'I've made up
my mind to have a bigger barn, if I have to steal one.'
"'That won't be the first thing you've stole, neither,' says I.
"He flared up at that. 'Stole?' says he. 'What did I ever steal?'
"'Well, for one thing, the rails the freshet last spring drifted off from
Talcott's land onto yours, and you grabbed: what was that but stealing?'
"'That was luck. He couldn't swear to his rails. By the way, they'll jest
come in play now.'
"'They've come in play already,' says I. 'They've gone on to the old
fences all over the farm, and I could use a thousand more without
making much show.'
"'That's 'cause you're so dumbed extravagant with rails, as you are with
everything else. A few loads can be spared from the fences here and
there, as well as not. Harness up the team, boys, and git together
enough to make about ten rods o' zigzag, two rails high.'
"'Two rails?' says Dave, who had a healthy contempt for the old man's
narrow, contracted way of doing things. 'What's the good of such a
fence as that?'
"'It'll be,' says I, 'like the single bar in music. When our old singing
master asked his class once what a single bar was, Bill Wilkins spoke
up and said, "It's a bar that horses and cattle jump over, and pigs and
sheep run under."'
"'What do you expect to keep out with two rails?'
"'The law, boys, the law,' says Jedwort. 'I know what I'm about. I'll
make a fence the law can't run under nor jump over; and I don't care a

cuss for the cattle and pigs. You git