which the late Jahveh arranged carbon,
nitrogen, sulphur, hydrogen, oxygen and phosphorus in the sublime
form of the human carcass. He, too, has his jokes. He knows the arch
effect of a strange touch; his elaborate pedantries correspond almost
exactly to the hook noses, cock eyes, outstanding ears and undulating
Adam's apples which give so sinister and Rabelaisian a touch to the
human scene. But in the main he sticks to more seemly materials and
designs. His achievement, in fact, consists precisely in the success with
which he gives those materials a striking newness, and gets a novel
vitality into those designs. He takes the ancient and mouldy parts of
speech--the liver and lights of harangues by Dr. Harding, of editorials
in the New York Times, of "Science and Health, with a Key to the
Scriptures," of department-store advertisements, of college yells, of
chautauqual oratory, of smoke-room anecdote--and arranges them in
mosaics that glitter with an almost fabulous light. He knows where a
red noun should go, and where a peacock-blue verb, and where an
adjective as darkly purple as a grape. He is an imagist in prose. You
may like his story and you may not like it, but if you don't like the way
he tells it then there is something the matter with your ears. As for me,
his experiments with words caress me as I am caressed by the tunes of
old Johannes Brahms. How simple it seems to manage them--and how
infernally difficult it actually is!
H. L. MENCKEN.
_Baltimore, October 1st, 1921_.
Contents
CHAPTER
THE
EPISTLE DEDICATORY
I THE EPISODE CALLED THE WEDDING JEST
II THE EPISODE CALLED ADHELMAR AT PUYSANGE
III THE EPISODE CALLED LOVE-LETTERS OF FALSTAFF
IV THE EPISODE CALLED "SWEET ADELAIS"
V THE EPISODE CALLED IN NECESSITY'S MORTAR
VI THE EPISODE CALLED THE CONSPIRACY OF ARNAYE
VII THE EPISODE CALLED THE CASTLE OF CONTENT
VIII THE EPISODE CALLED IN URSULA'S GARDEN
IX THE EPISODE CALLED PORCELAIN CUPS
X THE ENVOI CALLED SEMPER IDEM
THE EPISTLE DEDICATORY
_"In elect utteraunce to make memoriall, To thee for souccour, to thee
for helpe I call, Mine homely rudeness and dryghness to expell With
the freshe waters of Elyconys well."_
MY DEAR MRS. GRUNDY: You may have observed that nowadays
we rank the love-story among the comfits of literature; and we do this
for the excellent reason that man is a thinking animal by courtesy rather
than usage.
Rightly considered, the most trivial love-affair is of staggering import.
Who are we to question this, when nine-tenths of us owe our existence
to a summer flirtation? And while our graver economic and social and
psychic "problems" (to settle some one of which is nowadays the object
of all ponderable fiction) are doubtless worthy of most serious
consideration, you will find, my dear madam, that frivolous love-affairs,
little and big, were shaping history and playing spillikins with sceptres
long before any of these delectable matters were thought of.
Yes, even the most talked-about "questions of the day" are sometimes
worthy of consideration; but were it not for the kisses of remote years
and the high gropings of hearts no longer animate, there would be none
to accord them this same consideration, and a void world would teeter
about the sun, silent and naked as an orange. Love is an illusion, if you
will; but always through this illusion, alone, has the next generation
been rendered possible, and all endearing human idiocies, including
"questions of the day," have been maintained.
Love, then, is no trifle. And literature, mimicking life at a respectful
distance, may very reasonably be permitted an occasional reference to
the corner-stone of all that exists. For in life "a trivial little love-story"
is a matter more frequently aspersed than found. Viewed in the light of
its consequences, any love-affair is of gigantic signification, inasmuch
as the most trivial is a part of Nature's unending and, some say, her
only labor, toward the peopling of the worlds.
She is uninventive, if you will, this Nature, but she is tireless.
Generation by generation she brings it about that for a period weak men
may stalk as demigods, while to every woman is granted at least one
hour wherein to spurn the earth, a warm, breathing angel. Generation
by generation does Nature thus betrick humanity, that humanity may
endure.
Here for a little--with the gracious connivance of Mr. R. E. Townsend,
to whom all lyrics hereinafter should be accredited--I have followed
Nature, the arch-trickster. Through her monstrous tapestry I have traced
out for you the windings of a single thread. It is parti-colored, this
thread--now black for a mourning sign, and now scarlet where blood
has stained it, and now brilliancy itself--for the tinsel of young love (if,
as wise men tell us, it be but tinsel), at
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