The Jimmyjohn Boss | Page 7

Owen Wister
telegraphs me. Well, I'll be saving instead of
squandering. But it feels so good to squander!"
"I have never had anything to squander," said Bolles, rather sadly.
"You don't say! Well, old man, I hope you will. It gives a man a lot
he'll never get out of spelling-books. Are you cold? Here." And despite
the school-master's protest, Dean Drake tucked his buffalo coat round
and over him. "Some day, when I'm old," he went on, "I mean to live
respectable under my own cabin and vine. Wife and everything. But not,
anyway, till I'm thirty-five."
He dropped into his opera tunes for a while; but evidently it was not
"Fatinitza" and his vanished holiday over which he was chiefly
meditating, for presently he exclaimed: "I'll give them a
shooting-match in the morning. You shoot?"

Bolles hoped he was going to learn in this country, and exhibited a
Smith & Wesson revolver.
Drake grieved over it. "Wrap it up warm," said he. "I'll lend you a real
one when we get to the Malheur Agency. But you can eat, anyhow.
Christmas being next week, you see, my programme is, shoot all A.M.
and eat all P.M. I wish you could light on a notion what prizes to give
my buccaroos."
"Buccaroos?" said Bolles.
"Yep. Cow-punchers. Vaqueros. Buccaroos in Oregon. Bastard Spanish
word, you see, drifted up from Mexico. Vogel would not care to have
me give 'em money as prizes."
At this Uncle Pasco opened an eye.
"How many buccaroos will there be?" Bolles inquired.
"At the Malheur Agency? It's the headquarters of five of our ranches.
There ought to be quite a crowd. A dozen, probably, at this time of
year."
Uncle Pasco opened his other eye. "Here, you!" he said, dragging at his
box under the seat. "Pull it, can't you? There. Just what you're after.
There's your prizes." Querulous and watchful, like some aged, rickety
ape, the old man drew out his trinkets in shallow shelves.
"Sooner give 'em nothing," said Dean Drake.
"What's that? What's the matter with them?"
"Guess the boys have had all the brass rings and glass diamonds they
want."
"That's all you know, then. I sold that box clean empty through the
Palouse country last week, 'cept the bottom drawer, and an outfit on
Meacham's hill took that. Shows all you know. I'm going clean through
your country after I've quit Silver City. I'll start in by Baker City again,

and I'll strike Harney, and maybe I'll go to Linkville. I know what
buccaroos want. I'll go to Fort Rinehart, and I'll go to the Island Ranch,
and first thing you'll be seeing your boys wearing my stuff all over their
fingers and Sunday shirts, and giving their girls my stuff right in
Harney City. That's what."
"All right, Uncle. It's a free country."
"Shaw! Guess it is. I was in it before you was, too. You were wet
behind the ears when I was jammin' all around here. How many are
they up at your place, did you say?"
"I said about twelve. If you're coming our way, stop and eat with us."
"Maybe I will and maybe I won't." Uncle Pasco crossly shoved his box
back.
"All right, Uncle. It's a free country," repeated Drake.
Not much was said after this. Uncle Pasco unwrapped his concertina
from the red handkerchief and played nimbly for his own benefit. At
Silver City he disappeared, and, finding he had stolen nothing from
them, they did not regret him. Dean Drake had some affairs to see to
here before starting for Harper's ranch, and it was pleasant to Bolles to
find how Drake was esteemed through this country. The school-master
was to board at the Malheur Agency, and had come this way round
because the new superintendent must so travel. They were scarcely
birds of a feather, Drake and Bolles, yet since one remote roof was to
cover them, the in-door man was glad this boy-host had won so much
good-will from high and low. That the shrewd old Vogel should trust
so much in a nineteen-year-old was proof enough at least of his
character; but when Brock, the foreman from Harper's, came for them
at Silver City, Bolles witnessed the affection that the rougher man held
for Drake. Brock shook the boy's hand with that serious quietness and
absence of words which shows the Western heart is speaking. After a
look at Bolles and a silent bestowing of the baggage aboard the team,
he cracked his long whip and the three rattled happily away through the
dips of an open country where clear streams ran blue beneath the winter

air. They followed the Jordan (that Idaho Jordan) west towards Oregon
and the Owyhee, Brock often turning in his driver's seat so as to speak
with Drake.
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