The Intrusion of Jimmy | Page 7

notice. Why not
tonight? Nice, fine night. If Jimmy doesn't crack a crib tonight, it's up
to him. That suit you, Jimmy?"
"Perfectly."
Willett interposed. Willett had been endeavoring to drown his sorrows
all the evening, and the fact was a little noticeable in his speech.
"See here," he said, "how's J-Jimmy going to prove he's done it?"
"Personally, I can take his word," said Mifflin.
"That be h-hanged for a tale. Wha-what's to prevent him saying he's
done it, whether he has or not?"
The Strollers looked uncomfortable. Nevertheless, it was Jimmy's
affair.
"Why, you'd get your dinner in any case," said Jimmy. "A dinner from
any host would smell as sweet."
Willett persisted with muddled obstinacy.
"Thash--thash not point. It's principle of thing. Have thish thing square
and 'bove board, I say. Thash what I say."
"And very creditable to you being able to say it," said Jimmy, cordially.
"See if you can manage 'Truly rural'."
"What I say is--this! Jimmy's a fakir. And what I say is what's prevent
him saying he's done it when hasn't done it?"

"That'll be all right," said Jimmy. "I'm going to bury a brass tube with
the Stars and Stripes in it under the carpet."
Willett waved his hand.
"Thash quite sh'factory," he said, with dignity. "Nothing more to say."
"Or a better idea," said Jimmy. "I'll carve a big J on the inside of the
front door. Then, anybody who likes can make inquiries next day. Well,
I'm off home. Glad it's all settled. Anybody coming my way?"
"Yes," said Arthur Mifflin. "We'll walk. First nights always make me as
jumpy as a cat. If I don't walk my legs off, I shan't get to sleep tonight
at all."
"If you think I'm going to help you walk your legs off, my lad, you're
mistaken. I propose to stroll gently home, and go to bed."
"Every little helps," said Mifflin. "Come along."
"You want to keep an eye on Jimmy, Arthur," said Sutton. "He'll
sand-bag you, and lift your watch as soon as look at you. I believe he's
Arsene Lupin in disguise."
CHAPTER II
PYRAMUS AND THISBE
The two men turned up the street. They walked in silence. Arthur
Mifflin was going over in his mind such outstanding events of the
evening as he remembered--the nervousness, the relief of finding that
he was gripping his audience, the growing conviction that he had made
good; while Jimmy seemed to be thinking his own private thoughts.
They had gone some distance before either spoke.
"Who is she, Jimmy?" asked Mifflin.
Jimmy came out of his thoughts with a start.

"What's that?"
"Who is she?"
"I don't know what you mean."
"Yes, you do! The sea air. Who is she?"
"I don't know," said Jimmy, simply.
"You don't know? Well, what's her name?"
"I don't know."
"Doesn't the Lusitania still print a passenger-list?"
"She does."
"And you couldn't find out her name in five days?"
"No."
"And that's the man who thinks he can burgle a house!" said Mifflin,
despairingly.
They had arrived now at the building on the second floor of which was
Jimmy's flat.
"Coming in?" said Jimmy.
"Well, I was rather thinking of pushing on as far as the Park. I tell you,
I feel all on wires."
"Come in, and smoke a cigar. You've got all night before you if you
want to do Marathons. I haven't seen you for a couple of months. I want
you to tell me all the news."
"There isn't any. Nothing happens in New York. The papers say things
do, but they don't. However, I'll come in. It seems to me that you're the

man with the news."
Jimmy fumbled with his latch-key.
"You're a bright sort of burglar," said Mifflin, disparagingly. "Why
don't you use your oxy-acetylene blow-pipe? Do you realize, my boy,
that you've let yourself in for buying a dinner for twelve hungry men
next week? In the cold light of the morning, when reason returns to her
throne, that'll come home to you."
"I haven't done anything of the sort," said Jimmy, unlocking the door.
"Don't tell me you really mean to try it."
"What else did you think I was going to do?"
"But you can't. You would get caught for a certainty. And what are you
going to do then? Say it was all a joke? Suppose they fill you full of
bullet-holes! Nice sort of fool you'll look, appealing to some outraged
householder's sense of humor, while he pumps you full of lead with a
Colt."
"These are the risks of the profession. You ought to know that, Arthur.
Think what you went through tonight."
Arthur Mifflin looked at his friend with some uneasiness. He knew how
very reckless Jimmy could be when he had set his mind