The Haunted House | Page 4

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means business. Suddenly his mother comes out of the kitchen, and after soundly boxing
his ears, sends him howling into the house, much to the relief of the poor hen who has
just fallen over with exhaustion and fright, but upon finding her tormentor gone is soon
herself again. Presently Olive hears Dan at the gate, and comes to the front door to meet
him and tell him that dinner is almost ready, remarking that he cannot guess what she has
for dessert. Honest Dan replies that no matter what it is he is hungry and will eat it, for he
has been working hard. So in he goes to wash his hands and face at the wash-stand in the
kitchen.
Jane is coming down the street. Esther, who is seated on a chair with George on her lap,
sees her sister from the bay window in the parlor. Jane has a position in Mr. Jas. P.
Dunlap's establishment, and goes to her work every morning at seven o'clock. As soon as
Esther sees Jane she takes George up in her arms and runs in to tell Olive that Jane is
coming, and suggests that dinner be served at once, for she feels hungry. So Olive, with
Esther's assistance, puts the dinner on the table, and they all sit down to enjoy the meal,
and a good substantial meal it is; plenty of beef-steak and onions, plenty of hot mashed
potatoes, plenty of boiled cabbage, and an abundance of home made bread and fresh
butter made that very morning from the rich cream of Dan's red cow. Little George, who
is seated in his high chair at his mother's right hand, commences to kick the bottom of the
table in such a vigorous manner that not one word can be heard, for he makes a terrible
noise, the toes of his shoes being faced with copper to prevent the youngster from
wearing them out too soon. Olive asks Esther to please get the old pink scarf and tie his
feet so that he will be unable to make such a racket, Esther does not move, but upon
being requested a second time gets up rather reluctantly, goes to the hat rack in the hall,
gets the scarf and ties the little fellow's feet, as requested. Upon reseating herself at the
table it is noticeable that she has a sulky expression, for she does not like to be disturbed
while enjoying dinner, nor in fact any meal, for the simple reason that her appetite is
voracious, being particularly fond of pickles, and she has been known to drink a cupful of
vinegar in a day.
All ate in silence for some minutes, when Jane inquires if the cow was milked again last
night? "Yes," says Dan, and "I only wish I could find out who does it; it would not be
well for him, I can tell you. This is the tenth time this fortnight that she has been milked.
Oh! if it was not for this rheumatism in my hip, I would stay up some night and catch the

thief in the act, have him arrested, and--"
"And then," remarks Esther, with an eye to the financial part of the milk question, "we
should have just two quarts more to sell every day; that would be--let me see how much it
would come to."
"Never mind," remarks John Teed, "how much it would come to, just hand me that dish
of potatoes, please. They are so well mashed that I must eat some more. I can't bear
potatoes with lumps all through them, can you Jane."
"No, John, I cannot," replies Jane.
"Neither can I," joins in William Cox; "if I ever marry I hope my wife will be as good a
cook as Olive; if she prove so I shall be satisfied."
"Gim me 'nother piece of meat, do you hear," is the exclamation which comes from
master Willie.
"Ask as a good boy should," remarks Dan, "and you shall have it."
"Gim me 'nother piece of meat, do you hear," says the young rascal a second time, louder
than before.
A good sound box on the ear from his father, prevents further remarks coming from the
unruly boy during the rest of the meal. However, after a slight pause, Dan gives him a
piece of beef-steak, his mother in the meantime says:
"I wonder how that boy learns to be so rude."
"Why," replies John Teed, "by playing with those bad boys down near the carriage
factory. I saw him there about nine o'clock this morning, and what's more, I can tell you
that unless he keeps away from them he will be ruined."
"I'm going to take him in hand as soon as he gets a little