wing collars; varnished boots; many
sparkling, studs and cravat pins; rather longish hair; and whiskers cut
close to the cheek or curling luxuriantly under the chin. They were
prosperous, well-fed, arrogant-looking youths, carrying their crests
high, the light of questing recklessness in their eyes, ready to laugh,
drink, or fight with anybody. At sight of Sherwood they waved friendly
hands, and canes, and veered in his direction.
"Yo're just the man we are looking for!" cried a tall, dark, graceful
young fellow, "We are all 'specially needful of wisdom. The drinks are
on some one, and we cain't decide who."
John Sherwood, his keen eyes twinkling, set his chair down on four
legs.
"State your case, Cal," he said.
Cal waved a graceful hand at a stout, burly, red-faced man whose thick
blunt fingers, square blue jowl, and tilted cigar gave the flavour of the
professional politician. "John Webb, here-excuse me, Sheriff John
Webb- presumin' on the fact that he has been to the mines, and that he
came here in '49, arrogates to himself the exclusive lyin' privileges, of
this assemblage."
"Pretty large order," commented Sherwood.
"_Pre_cisely," agreed Cal, "and that's why the drinks are on him!"
But Sheriff Webb, who had been chuckling cavernously inside his
bulky frame, spoke up in a harsh and husky voice: "I told them an
innocent experience of mine, and they try to hold me up for drinks. I
don't object to giving them a reasonable amount of drinks--what I call
reasonable," he added hastily, "but I object to being held up."
"He says he used to cook," put in a small, alert, nervous, rather flashily
dressed individual named Rowlee, editor of the Bugle.
"I did!" stoutly asseverated Webb.
"And that he baked a loaf of bread so hard nobody could eat it."
"Sounds perfectly reasonable," said Sherwood.
"And that nobody could break it," Rowlee went on.
"I have no difficulty in believing that," said Sherwood judicially. "Your
case is mighty weak yet, Cal."
"But he claims it was so hard that they used it for a grindstone."
"I did not!" disclaimed Webb indignantly.
An accusing groan met this statement.
"I tell you I didn't say anything of the kind," roared Webb, his bull
voice overtopping them all.
"Well, what did you say, then?" challenged Calhoun Bennett.
"I said we tried to use her as a grindstone," said Webb, "but it didn't
work."
"Weak case, boys; weak case," said Sherwood.
The little group, their eyes wide, their nostrils distended, waited
accusingly for Webb to proceed. After an interval, the sheriff, staring
critically at the lighted end of his cigar, went on in a drawling voice:
"Yes, we, couldn't get a hole through her to hang her axle on. We
blunted all our drills. Every Sunday we'd try a new scheme. Finally we
laid her flat under a tree and rigged a lightnin' rod down to the centre of
her. No use. She tore that lightning all to pieces."
He looked up at them with a limpid, innocent eye, to catch John
Sherwood gazing at him accusingly.
"John Webb," said he "you forget that I came out here in, '48. On your
honour, do you expect me to believe that yarn?"
"Well," said Webb, gazing again at his cigar end, "no--really I don't.
The fact is," he went on with a perfectly solemn air of confidence, "the
fact is, I've lived out here so long and told so many damn lies that now
without some help I don't know when to believe myself."
"Do we get that drink?" insisted Calhoun Bennett.
"Oh, Lord, yes, you always get a drink."
"Well, come on and get it then--you, too, of course, Mr. Sherwood."
The gambler arose, and began leisurely to fold his paper and to put
away his spectacles.
"I see you got Mex Ryan off, Cal," he observed. "You either had
extraordinary luck, or you're a mighty fine lawyer. Looked like a clear
case to me. He just naturally went in and beat Rucker half to death in
his own store. How did you do it?"
"I assure yo' it was no sinecure," laughed the tall, dark youth. "I earned
my fee."
"Yes," grumbled Webb, "but he got six months--and I got to take care
of him. Cluttering up my jail with dirty beasts like Mex Ryan! Could
just as easy have turned him loose!"
"That would have been a little too much!" smiled Bennett. "It was
takin' some risk to let him off as easy as we did. It isn't so long since
the Vigilantes."
"Oh, hell, we can handle that sort of trash now," snorted Webb.
"Who was backing Mex, anyway?" asked Rowlee curiously.
"Better ask who had it in for Rucker," suggested the fourth member of
the group, a man who had not heretofore spoken.
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