The Gold Bat

The Gold Bat, by P. G.
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THE GOLD BAT

by P. G. Wodehouse
1904

[Dedication] To THAT PRINCE OF SLACKERS, HERBERT
WESTBROOK

CONTENTS
Chapter
I

THE FIFTEENTH PLACE
II THE GOLD BAT
III THE MAYOR'S STATUE
IV THE LEAGUE'S WARNING
V MILL RECEIVES VISITORS
VI TREVOR REMAINS FIRM
VII "WITH THE COMPLIMENTS OF THE LEAGUE"
VIII O'HARA ON THE TRACK
IX MAINLY ABOUT FERRETS
X BEING A CHAPTER OF ACCIDENTS
XI THE HOUSE-MATCHES
XII NEWS OF THE GOLD BAT
XIII VICTIM NUMBER THREE
XIV THE WHITE FIGURE
XV A SPRAIN AND A VACANT PLACE
XVI THE RIPTON MATCH
XVII THE WATCHERS IN THE VAULT
XVIII O'HARA EXCELS HIMSELF
XIX THE MAYOR'S VISIT
XX THE FINDING OF THE BAT

XXI THE LEAGUE REVEALED
XXII A DRESS REHEARSAL
XXIII WHAT RENFORD SAW
XXIV CONCLUSION

I
THE FIFTEENTH PLACE
"Outside!"
"Don't be an idiot, man. I bagged it first."
"My dear chap, I've been waiting here a month."
"When you fellows have quite finished rotting about in front of that
bath don't let me detain you."
"Anybody seen that sponge?"
"Well, look here"--this in a tone of compromise--"let's toss for it."
"All right. Odd man out."
All of which, being interpreted, meant that the first match of the Easter
term had just come to an end, and that those of the team who, being day
boys, changed over at the pavilion, instead of performing the operation
at leisure and in comfort, as did the members of houses, were
discussing the vital question--who was to have first bath?
The Field Sports Committee at Wrykyn--that is, at the school which
stood some half-mile outside that town and took its name from it--were
not lavish in their expenditure as regarded the changing
accommodation in the pavilion. Letters appeared in every second
number of the Wrykinian, some short, others long, some from members

of the school, others from Old Boys, all protesting against the condition
of the first, second, and third fifteen dressing-rooms. "Indignant" would
inquire acidly, in half a page of small type, if the editor happened to be
aware that there was no hair-brush in the second room, and only half a
comb. "Disgusted O. W." would remark that when he came down with
the Wandering Zephyrs to play against the third fifteen, the water
supply had suddenly and mysteriously failed, and the W.Z.'s had been
obliged to go home as they were, in a state of primeval grime, and he
thought that this was "a very bad thing in a school of over six hundred
boys", though what the number of boys had to do with the fact that
there was no water he omitted to explain. The editor would express his
regret in brackets, and things would go on as before.
There was only one bath in the first fifteen room, and there were on the
present occasion six claimants to it. And each claimant was of the fixed
opinion that, whatever happened subsequently, he was going to have it
first. Finally, on the suggestion of Otway, who had reduced tossing to a
fine art, a mystic game of Tommy Dodd was played. Otway having
triumphantly obtained first innings, the conversation reverted to the
subject of the match.
The Easter term always opened with a scratch game against a mixed
team of masters and old boys, and the school usually won without any
great exertion. On this occasion the match had