The Gentleman | Page 5

sharp look-out!"
Before the riding-officer had dropped into the dinghy, the Tremendous began to slap the water, shaking out ragged topsails as she slid out of the harbour, a misty rain shrouding her.
"There's a row-boat coming up astern, sir," ventured the boy--"rowing like mad."
"I have ears, sir, and I'm usin em," snapped the other, and stumped forward, leaning heavily on a stick, thick and surly as himself.
They were the first words he had spoken to the lad, this block-of-granite little man, across whose knees his father had died at St. Vincent; and the boy did not find them encouraging.
"Send im victoriush, Appee and gloriush, Long to reign o er--i--ush, Goshave----
"Uncle George!" bawled a bibulous voice. "Row, ye devil, row!--or I'll split y'up, and chuck y'overboard."
A boat pelted up under the counter of the sloop. The singer rose suddenly, clutched at a man-rope, and came swinging up the side.
The light of the binnacle-lamp fell upon him.
He was a tall fellow, with bushy black whiskers, a long tallowy nose that in some old-time battle had been broken, and eyes with a wild wet gleam in them. Now he sheered up against the bulwark, waving riotously.
"Three cheers for the lirrel _Tremendous_! Ooray! ray! ray!--We're alf our ship's company short. There's only old Ding-dong left on the quar'er-deck. I'm drunk as David's sow. And we're off to cur out the Grand Armee. Ooray! ray! ray!" and he fell hiccoughing away into foolish laughter.
"Hadn't you better go below?" said a pure treble at his side. "You're beastly drunk."
The man pulled himself together, and stared through the gloom.
"Lumme!" he whispered. "A tottie!--a tottie for Lushy!... Lemme cuddle ye, darlin, do."
"I'm a midshipman," said the boy briefly. "Shut up; and behave yourself."
The man tried to stand up, and swept off his hat.
"Ow de do, sir? Ow de do? By all means ow de do? Lemme introjuice you all round. I'm Mr. Lanyon, commonly called Lushy, because? one? me failins: Gunner aboard this packet by rights, and Actin Fust Lieutenant by the grace o God--there bein no one else to act, see? This ere," he continued, smacking the bulwark, "is His--Majesty's--ship--_Tremendous_, well known and respected between the Lizard and the Nore. Not lookin her sauciest just now, I grant you: shrouds tore to tatters, mizzen spliced, bowsprit splintered, plugged fore and aft, and alf her weather bulwark carried away. But that's _ex tempore_, as the sayin is. We only put in at dawn to refit, and land wounded."
"Where's she been?" asked the boy.
"Been!" cried the other with rollicking laughter. "That's a good un. Ere's a kid ain't eard where we been. Been!" the sudden thunder in his voice. "Why, in Boulong Arbour among Boney's craft. H'in and h'out, under Nap's nose. Stormed the Arbour Battery; set the gun-vessels afire; and came out under their guns, colours at the truck, and the bosun's boy in the mizzenchains singin--
O it's a snug little island, A right little tight little island."
He clutched the boy's shoulder, and thrust flaming eyes into his.
"Old man's got a game leg since Camperdown. Fust Lieutenant led the landin party--Mr. Wrot. Dessay you've heard tell of him. Dry Wrot, they called him. Tubby little bloke, all belly and big voice. Fine chap to fight, though, be God--only so thirsty, same as me. He took it in the tummy, crawlin through the embrasure--hand-grenade, I fancies. I was next man on the ladder." He was marching up and down, his hands swinging, seeming to smoulder almost in the gloom.
"Pretty work in the battery, be God, as ever I see!--One time we was bungin round-shot at each other across the casement, like marbles. Give the Mossoos their due they fought like eroes; but not like h'us, sir! not like h'us!"
He strode up and down, breathing flame.
"Ah, you should ha seen us. I were in me glory. A bloody massacree, that's what it were. Bloody massacree. Enough to make a blessed saint weep for joy. Pommesoul it were."
He turned in his stride, and the lamp showed the tears dribbling down his face.
"And when we'd mushed up the blanky caboodlum: spiked the guns; sent the gunners to glory; and blow'd up the battery, who led the boys out?"
He stopped dead.
"Old Lush!--Lushy, the Gunner, Gorblessim!" swelling his chest, and patting it. "And why?--because there wasn't a quarter-deck officer, not so much as a middy or mate, left to do it."
He resumed his strut with fighting hands.
"That's our sort aboard the _Tremendous_, sir. We're the halleloojah lads to fight. And what we are, old Ding-dong made us."
"Who's old Ding-dong?" asked the boy, breathlessly.
The Gunner shot a finger at the block-of-granite figure forward.
"That's the man as won the battle o the Nile," he whispered with husky magnificence. "And ere's the man that elped him."
He bowed with wide hands. Drunk as he was there was yet a