Scott and let him
monopolise the kicking until, satiated, he went back to the black-board,
having obliterated several continents from the face of the globe.
"You might at least be polite enough to hold it for me to kick," said his
sister. "What a pig you are, Scott."
"Don't bother me; I'm drawing Howker. You can't kick straight,
anyway----"
"Yes, I can!"
Scott, intent on his drawing, muttered:
"I wish there was another boy in this house; I might have a little fun
to-day if there was anybody to play with."
There ensued a silence; then he heard his sister's light little feet flying
along the hallway toward their bedrooms, but went on calmly with his
drawing, using some effective coloured crayon on Howker's nose.
Presently he became conscious that Geraldine had re-entered the room.
"What are you going to do to-day?" he asked, preoccupied.
Geraldine, dressed in her brother's clothes, was kneeling on one knee
and hastily strapping on a single roller-skate.
"I'll show you," she said, rising and shaking the dark curls out of her
eyes. "Come on, Scott, I'm going to misbehave all day. Look at me! I've
brought you the boy you wanted to play with."
Her brother turned, considered her with patronising toleration, then
shrugged his shoulders.
"You look like one, but you're no good," he said.
"I can be just as bad as any boy!" she insisted. "I'll do whatever you do;
I'll do worse, I tell you. Dare me to do something!"
"You don't dare skate backward into the red drawing-room! There's too
much bric-a-brac."
She turned like a flash and was off, hopping and clattering down-stairs
on her single skate, and a moment later she whirled into the red
drawing-room backward and upset a Sang-de-boeuf jar, reducing the
maid to horrified tears and the jar to powder.
Howker strove in vain to defend his dining-room when Scott appeared
on one skate; but the breakfast-room and pantry were forcibly turned
into rinks; the twins swept through the halls, met and defeated their
nurses, Margaret and Betty, tumbled down into the lower regions, from
there descended to the basement, and whizzed cheerily through the
kitchen, waving two skateless legs.
There Mrs. Bramton attempted to buy them off with tribute in the shape
of cup-cakes.
"Sure, darlints, they do be starvin' yez," purred Mrs. Bramton. "Don't I
know the likes o' them? Now roon away quietlike an' ladylike----"
"Like a hen," retorted Scott. "I want some preserves."
"That's all very well," said Geraldine with her mouth full, "but we
expected to skate about the kitchen and watch you make pastry. Kindly
begin, Mrs. Bramton."
"I'd like to see what's inside of that chicken over there," said Scott.
"And I want you to give me some raisins, Mrs. Bramton----"
"I'm dying for a glass of milk," added Geraldine. "Get me some dough,
somebody; I'm going to bake something."
Scott, who, devoured by curiosity, had been sniffing around the spice
cupboard, sneezed violently; a Swedish kitchen-maid threw her apron
over her head, weak with laughter.
"If you're laughing at me, I'll fix you, Olga!" shouted Scott in a rage;
and the air was suddenly filled with balls of dough. Mrs. Bramton fled
before the storm; a well-directed volley drove the maids to cover and
stampeded the two cats.
"Take whatever is good to eat, Geraldine. Hurrah! The town surrenders!
Loot it! No quarter!" shouted Scott. However, when Howker arrived
they retired hastily with pockets full of cinnamon sticks, olives, prunes,
and dried currants, climbing triumphantly to the library above, where
they curled up on a leather divan, under the portrait of their mother, to
divide the spoils.
"Am I bad enough to suit you?" inquired Geraldine with pardonable
pride.
"Pooh! That's nothing. If I had another boy here I'd--I'd----"
"Well, what?" demanded Geraldine, flushing. "I tell you I can
misbehave as well as any boy. Dare me to do anything and you'll see! I
dare you to dare me!"
Scott began: "Oh, it's all very easy for a girl to talk----"
"I don't talk; I do it! And you know perfectly well I do!"
"You're a girl, after all, even if you have got on my clothes----"
"Didn't I throw as much dough at Olga and Mrs. Bramton as you did?"
"You didn't hit anybody."
"I did! I saw a soft, horrid lump stick to Olga!"
"Pooh! You can't throw straight----"
"That's a lie!" said Geraldine excitedly.
Scott bristled:
"If you say that again----"
"All right; go and get the boxing-gloves. You did tell a lie, Scott,
because I did hit Olga!"
Scott hastily unstrapped his lone skate, cast it clattering from him, and
sped up-stairs. When he returned he hurled a pair of boxing-gloves at
Geraldine, who put them on, laced them, trembling with wrath, and
flew at her
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