The Custom of the Country | Page 2

manicured him for his first society portrait--a
full-length of Mrs. Harmon B. Driscoll." Mrs. Heeny smiled
indulgently on her hearers. "I know everybody. If they don't know ME
they ain't in it, and Claud Walsingham Popple's in it. But he ain't nearly
AS in it," she continued judicially, "as Ralph Marvell--the little fellow,
as you call him."
Undine Spragg, at the word, swept round on the speaker with one of the
quick turns that revealed her youthful flexibility. She was always
doubling and twisting on herself, and every movement she made
seemed to start at the nape of her neck, just below the lifted roll of

reddish-gold hair, and flow without a break through her whole slim
length to the tips of her fingers and the points of her slender restless
feet.
"Why, do you know the Marvells? Are THEY stylish?" she asked.
Mrs. Heeny gave the discouraged gesture of a pedagogue who has
vainly striven to implant the rudiments of knowledge in a rebellious
mind.
"Why, Undine Spragg, I've told you all about them time and again! His
mother was a Dagonet. They live with old Urban Dagonet down in
Washington Square."
To Mrs. Spragg this conveyed even less than to her daughter, "'way
down there? Why do they live with somebody else? Haven't they got
the means to have a home of their own?"
Undine's perceptions were more rapid, and she fixed her eyes
searchingly on Mrs. Heeny.
"Do you mean to say Mr. Marvell's as swell as Mr. Popple?"
"As swell? Why, Claud Walsingham Popple ain't in the same class with
him!"
The girl was upon her mother with a spring, snatching and smoothing
out the crumpled note.
"Laura Fairford--is that the sister's name?"
"Mrs. Henley Fairford; yes. What does she write about?"
Undine's face lit up as if a shaft of sunset had struck it through the
triple-curtained windows of the Stentorian.
"She says she wants me to dine with her next Wednesday. Isn't it queer?
Why does SHE want me? She's never seen me!" Her tone implied that
she had long been accustomed to being "wanted" by those who had.
Mrs. Heeny laughed. "HE saw you, didn't he?"
"Who? Ralph Marvell? Why, of course he did--Mr. Popple brought him
to the party here last night."
"Well, there you are... When a young man in society wants to meet a
girl again, he gets his sister to ask her."
Undine stared at her incredulously. "How queer! But they haven't all
got sisters, have they? It must be fearfully poky for the ones that
haven't."
"They get their mothers--or their married friends," said Mrs. Heeny
omnisciently.

"Married gentlemen?" enquired Mrs. Spragg, slightly shocked, but
genuinely desirous of mastering her lesson.
"Mercy, no! Married ladies."
"But are there never any gentlemen present?" pursued Mrs. Spragg,
feeling that if this were the case Undine would certainly be
disappointed.
"Present where? At their dinners? Of course--Mrs. Fairford gives the
smartest little dinners in town. There was an account of one she gave
last week in this morning's TOWN TALK: I guess it's right here among
my clippings." Mrs. Heeny, swooping down on her bag, drew from it a
handful of newspaper cuttings, which she spread on her ample lap and
proceeded to sort with a moistened forefinger. "Here," she said, holding
one of the slips at arm's length; and throwing back her head she read, in
a slow unpunctuated chant: '"Mrs. Henley Fairford gave another of her
natty little dinners last Wednesday as usual it was smart small and
exclusive and there was much gnashing of teeth among the left-outs as
Madame Olga Loukowska gave some of her new steppe dances after
dinner'--that's the French for new dance steps," Mrs. Heeny concluded,
thrusting the documents back into her bag.
"Do you know Mrs. Fairford too?" Undine asked eagerly; while Mrs.
Spragg, impressed, but anxious for facts, pursued: "Does she reside on
Fifth Avenue?"
"No, she has a little house in Thirty-eighth Street, down beyond Park
Avenue."
The ladies' faces drooped again, and the masseuse went on promptly:
"But they're glad enough to have her in the big houses!--Why, yes, I
know her," she said, addressing herself to Undine. "I mass'd her for a
sprained ankle a couple of years ago. She's got a lovely manner, but
NO conversation. Some of my patients converse exquisitely," Mrs.
Heeny added with discrimination.
Undine was brooding over the note. "It IS written to mother--Mrs.
Abner E. Spragg--I never saw anything so funny! 'Will you ALLOW
your daughter to dine with me?' Allow! Is Mrs. Fairford peculiar?"
"No--you are," said Mrs. Heeny bluntly. "Don't you know it's the thing
in the best society to pretend that girls can't do anything without their
mothers' permission? You just remember that. Undine. You mustn't
accept invitations from gentlemen without you