The Cooks Wedding and Other Stories

The Cook's Wedding and Other
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Title: The Cook's Wedding and Other Stories
Author: Anton Chekhov
Release Date: September 9, 2004 [EBook #13417]
Language: English
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THE TALES OF CHEKHOV
VOLUME 12
THE COOK'S WEDDING AND OTHER STORIES
BY
ANTON TCHEKHOV
Translated by CONSTANCE GARNETT

CONTENTS
THE COOK'S WEDDING SLEEPY CHILDREN THE RUNAWAY

GRISHA OYSTERS HOME A CLASSICAL STUDENT VANKA AN
INCIDENT A DAY IN THE COUNTRY BOYS SHROVE TUESDAY
THE OLD HOUSE IN PASSION WEEK WHITEBROW
KASHTANKA A CHAMELEON THE DEPENDENTS WHO WAS
TO BLAME? THE BIRD MARKET AN ADVENTURE THE FISH
ART THE SWEDISH MATCH

THE COOK'S WEDDING
GRISHA, a fat, solemn little person of seven, was standing by the
kitchen door listening and peeping through the keyhole. In the kitchen
something extraordinary, and in his opinion never seen before, was
taking place. A big, thick-set, red-haired peasant, with a beard, and a
drop of perspiration on his nose, wearing a cabman's full coat, was
sitting at the kitchen table on which they chopped the meat and sliced
the onions. He was balancing a saucer on the five fingers of his right
hand and drinking tea out of it, and crunching sugar so loudly that it
sent a shiver down Grisha's back. Aksinya Stepanovna, the old nurse,
was sitting on the dirty stool facing him, and she, too, was drinking tea.
Her face was grave, though at the same time it beamed with a kind of
triumph. Pelageya, the cook, was busy at the stove, and was apparently
trying to hide her face. And on her face Grisha saw a regular
illumination: it was burning and shifting through every shade of colour,
beginning with a crimson purple and ending with a deathly white. She
was continually catching hold of knives, forks, bits of wood, and rags
with trembling hands, moving, grumbling to herself, making a clatter,
but in reality doing nothing. She did not once glance at the table at
which they were drinking tea, and to the questions put to her by the
nurse she gave jerky, sullen answers without turning her face.
"Help yourself, Danilo Semyonitch," the nurse urged him hospitably.
"Why do you keep on with tea and nothing but tea? You should have a
drop of vodka!"
And nurse put before the visitor a bottle of vodka and a wine-glass,
while her face wore a very wily expression.
"I never touch it. . . . No . . ." said the cabman, declining. "Don't press
me, Aksinya Stepanovna."
"What a man! . . . A cabman and not drink! . . . A bachelor can't get on
without drinking. Help yourself!"

The cabman looked askance at the bottle, then at nurse's wily face, and
his own face assumed an expression no less cunning, as much as to say,
"You won't catch me, you old witch!"
"I don't drink; please excuse me. Such a weakness does not do in our
calling. A man who works at a trade may drink, for he sits at home, but
we cabmen are always in view of the public. Aren't we? If one goes
into a pothouse one finds one's horse gone; if one takes a drop too
much it is worse still; before you know where you are you will fall
asleep or slip off the box. That's where it is."
"And how much do you make a day, Danilo Semyonitch?"
"That's according. One day you will have a fare for three roubles, and
another day you will come back to the yard without a farthing. The
days are very different. Nowadays our business is no good. There are
lots and lots of cabmen as you know, hay is dear, and folks are paltry
nowadays and always contriving to go by tram. And yet, thank God, I
have nothing to complain of. I have plenty to eat and good clothes to
wear, and . . . we could even provide well for another. . ." (the cabman
stole a glance at Pelageya) "if it were to their liking. . . ."
Grisha did not hear what was said further. His mamma came to the
door and sent him to the nursery to learn his lessons.
"Go and learn your lesson. It's not your business to listen here!"
When Grisha reached the nursery, he put "My Own Book" in front of