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The Works of Rudyard Kipling One Volume Edition
by Rudyard Kipling
CONTENTS
VOLUME I DEPARTMENTAL DITTIES AND OTHER VERSES
DEPARTMENTAL DITTIES
Prelude
General Summary
Army Headquarters
Study of an
Elevation, in Indian Ink
A Legend of the Foreign Office
The Story
of Uriah
The Post that Fitted
Public Waste
Delilah
What
Happened
Pink Dominoes
The Man Who Could Write
Municipal

A Code of Morals
The Last Department
OTHER VERSES
Recessional
The Vampire
To the Unknown
Goddess
The Rubaiyat of Omar Kal'vin
La Nuit Blanche
My
Rival
The Lovers' Litany
A Ballad of Burial
Divided Destinies

The Masque of Plenty
The Mare's Nest
Possibilities
Christmas in
India
Pagett, M. P.
The Song of the Women
A Ballad of Jakko
Hill
The Plea of the Simla Dancers
Ballad of Fisher's
Boarding-House
"As the Bell Clinks"
An Old Song
Certain
Maxims of Hafiz
The Grave of the Hundred Head
The Moon of
Other Days
The Overland Mail
What the People Said

The
Undertaker's Horse
The Fall of Jock Gillespie
Arithmetic on the
Frontier
One Viceroy Resigns
The Betrothed
A Tale of Two
Cities
VOLUME II BALLADS AND BARRACK-ROOM BALLADS
BALLADS
The Ballad of East and West
The Last Suttee
The
Ballad of the King's Mercy
The Ballad of the King's Jest
The

Ballad of Boh Da Thone
The Lament of the Border Cattle Thief

The Rhyme of the Three Captains
The Ballad of the "Clampherdown"

The Ballad of the "Bolivar"
The English Flag
Cleared
An
Imperial Rescript
Tomlinson
Danny Deever
Tommy

Fuzzy-Wuzzv
Soldier, Soldier
Screw-Guns
Gunga Din
Oonts

Loot
"Snarleyow"
The Widow at Windsor
Belts
The Young
British Soldier
Mandalay
Troopin'
Ford O' Kabul River

Route-Marchin'
VOLUME III THE PHANTOM 'RICKSHAW AND OTHER

GHOST STORIES
The Phantom 'Rickshaw
My Own True Ghost Story
The Strange
Ride of Morrowbie Jukes
The Man Who Would Be King
"The
Finest Story in The World"
VOLUME IV UNDER THE DEODARS
The Education of Otis Yeere
At the Pit's Mouth
A Wayside
Comedy
The Hill of Illusion
A Second-rate Woman
Only a
Subaltern
In the Matter of a Private
The Enlightenments of Pagett.
M. P.
VOLUME V PLAIN TALES FROM THE HILLS
Lispeth
Three And an Extra
Thrown Away
Miss Youghal's Sais

"Yoked With an Unbeliever"
False Dawn
The Rescue of Pluffles

Cupid's Arrows
His Chance in Life
Watches of The Night
The
Other Man
Consequences
The Conversion of Aurellan McGoggin

A Germ-destroyer
Kidnapped
The Arrest of Lieutenant Golightly

In The House of Suddhoo
His Wedded Wife
The Broken-link
Handicap
Beyond The Pale
In Error
A Bank Fraud
Tods'
Amendment
In The Pride of His Youth
Pig
The Rout of The
White Hussars
The Bronckhorst Divorce-case
Venus Annodomini

The Bisara of Pooree
A Friend's Friend
The Gate of The

Hundred Sorrows
The Story of Muhammad Din
On The Strength of
a Likeness
Wressley of The Foreign Office
By Word of Mouth

To Be Filed For Reference
The Last Relief
Bitters Neat
Haunted
Subalterns
VOLUME VI THE LIGHT THAT FAILED
VOLUME VII THE STORY OF THE GADSBYS
Preface
Poor Dear Mamma
The World Without
The Tents of
Kedar
With Any Amazement
The Garden of Eden
Fatima
The
Valley of the Shadow
The Swelling of Jordan
VOLUME VIII from MINE OWN PEOPLE
Bimi
Namgay Doola
The Recrudescence Of Imray
Moti
Guj--Mutineer
VOLUME I DEPARTMENTAL DITTIES AND OTHER VERSES
I have eaten your bread and salt,
I have drunk your water and wine,
The deaths ye died I have watched
beside,
And the lives that ye led were mine.
Was there aught that I did not share
In vigil or toil or ease,
One joy or woe that I did not know,
Dear hearts across the seas?
I have written the tale of our life
For a sheltered people's mirth,
In jesting guise--but ye are wise,

And ye know what the jest is worth.

GENERAL SUMMARY
We are very slightly changed
From the semi-apes who ranged
India's prehistoric clay;
Whoso drew the longest bow,
Ran his
brother down, you know,
As we run men down today.
"Dowb," the first of all his race,
Met the Mammoth face to face
On the lake or in the cave,
Stole the steadiest canoe,
Ate the quarry
others slew,
Died--and took the finest grave.
When they scratched the reindeer-bone
Someone made the sketch his
own,
Filched it from the artist--then,
Even in those early days,
Won a
simple Viceroy's praise
Through the toil of