The Collected Works | Page 8

Rudyard Kipling
dot dash, dot dash dot" twice. The General swore.
"Was ever General Officer addressed as 'dear' before??"'My Love,' i' faith! 'My Duck,' Gadzooks! 'My darling popsy-wop!' "Spirit of great Lord Wolseley, who is on that mountaintop?"
The artless Aide-de-camp was mute; the gilded Staff were still, As, dumb with pent-up mirth, they booked that message from the hill; For clear as summer lightning-flare, the husband's warning ran:-- "Don't dance or ride with General Bangs--a most immoral man."
[At dawn, across the Hurrum Hills, he flashed her counsel wise-- But, howsoever Love be blind, the world at large hath eyes.] With damnatory dot and dash he heliographed his wife?Some interesting details of the General's private life.
The artless Aide-de-camp was mute, the shining Staff were still, And red and ever redder grew the General's shaven gill.
And this is what he said at last (his feelings matter not):-- "I think we've tapped a private line. Hi! Threes about there! Trot!"
All honour unto Bangs, for ne'er did Jones thereafter know?By word or act official who read off that helio.
But the tale is on the Frontier, and from Michni to Mooltan They know the worthy General as "that most immoral man."
THE LAST DEPARTMENT
Twelve hundred million men are spread?About this Earth, and I and You?Wonder, when You and I are dead,?"What will those luckless millions do?"
None whole or clean, " we cry, "or free from stain?Of favour." Wait awhile, till we attain?The Last Department where nor fraud nor fools,?Nor grade nor greed, shall trouble us again.
Fear, Favour, or Affection--what are these?To the grim Head who claims our services??I never knew a wife or interest yet?Delay that pukka step, miscalled "decease";
When leave, long overdue, none can deny;?When idleness of all Eternity?Becomes our furlough, and the marigold?Our thriftless, bullion-minting Treasury
Transferred to the Eternal Settlement,?Each in his strait, wood-scantled office pent,?No longer Brown reverses Smith's appeals,?Or Jones records his Minute of Dissent.
And One, long since a pillar of the Court,?As mud between the beams thereof is wrought;?And One who wrote on phosphates for the crops?Is subject-matter of his own Report.
These be the glorious ends whereto we pass--?Let Him who Is, go call on Him who Was;?And He shall see the mallie steals the slab?For currie-grinder, and for goats the grass.
A breath of wind, a Border bullet's flight,?A draught of water, or a horse's fright--?The droning of the fat Sheristadar?Ceases, the punkah stops, and falls the night
For you or Me. Do those who live decline?The step that offers, or their work resign??Trust me, Today's Most Indispensables,?Five hundred men can take your place or mine.
OTHER VERSES
RECESSIONAL?(A Victorian Ode)
God of our fathers, known of old--?Lord of our far-flung battle line--?Beneath whose awful hand we hold?Dominion over palm and pine--
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,?Lest we forget--lest we forget!
The tumult and the shouting dies--?The Captains and the Kings depart--?Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,?An humble and a contrite heart.
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,?Lest we forget--lest we forget!
Far-called our navies melt away--?On dune and headland sinks the fire--?Lo, all our pomp of yesterday?Is one with Nineveh and Tyre!
Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,?Lest we forget--lest we forget!
If, drunk with sight of power, we loose?Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe--?Such boastings as the Gentiles use,?Or lesser breeds without the Law--
Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,?Lest we forget--lest we forget!
For heathen heart that puts her trust?In reeking tube and iron shard--?All valiant dust that builds on dust,?And guarding calls not Thee to guard.
For frantic boast and foolish word,?Thy Mercy on Thy People, Lord!
Amen.
THE VAMPIRE
The verses--as suggested by the painting by Philip Burne Jones, first exhibited at the new gallery in London in 1897.
A fool there was and he made his prayer?(Even as you and I!)?To a rag and a bone and a hank of hair?(We called her the woman who did not care),?But the fool he called her his lady fair?(Even as you and I!)
Oh the years we waste and the tears we waste?And the work of our head and hand,?Belong to the woman who did not know?(And now we know that she never could know)?And did not understand.
A fool there was and his goods he spent?(Even as you and I!)?Honor and faith and a sure intent?But a fool must follow his natural bent?(And it wasn't the least what the lady meant),?(Even as you and I!)
Oh the toil we lost and the spoil we lost?And the excellent things we planned,?Belong to the woman who didn't know why?(And now we know she never knew why)?And did not understand.
The fool we stripped to his foolish hide?(Even as you and I!)?Which she might have seen when she threw him aside--?(But it isn't on record the lady tried)?So some of him lived but the most of him died--?(Even as you and I!)
And it isn't the shame and it isn't the blame?That stings like a
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