The Broad Highway

The Broad Highway

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Title: The Broad Highway
Author: Jeffery Farnol
Release Date: March, 2004 [EBook #5257] [Yes, we are more than one year ahead of schedule] [This file was first posted on June 16, 2002]
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The Broad Highway
by Jeffery Farnol

To Shirley Byron Jevons The friend of my boyish ambitions This book is dedicated As a mark of my gratitude, affection and esteem
J. F.

ANTE SCRIPTUM
As I sat of an early summer morning in the shade of a tree, eating fried bacon with a tinker, the thought came to me that I might some day write a book of my own: a book that should treat of the roads and by-roads, of trees, and wind in lonely places, of rapid brooks and lazy streams, of the glory of dawn, the glow of evening, and the purple solitude of night; a book of wayside inns and sequestered taverns; a book of country things and ways and people. And the thought pleased me much.
"But," objected the Tinker, for I had spoken my thought aloud, "trees and suchlike don't sound very interestin'--leastways--not in a book, for after all a tree's only a tree and an inn, an inn; no, you must tell of other things as well."
"Yes," said I, a little damped, "to be sure there is a highwayman--"
"Come, that's better!" said the Tinker encouragingly.
"Then," I went on, ticking off each item on my fingers, "come Tom Cragg, the pugilist--"
"Better and better!" nodded the Tinker.
"--a one-legged soldier of the Peninsula, an adventure at a lonely tavern, a flight through woods at midnight pursued by desperate villains, and--a most extraordinary tinker. So far so good, I think, and it all sounds adventurous enough."
"What!" cried the Tinker. "Would you put me in your book then?"
"Assuredly."
"Why then," said the Tinker, "it's true I mends kettles, sharpens scissors and such, but I likewise peddles books an' nov-els, an' what's more I reads 'em--so, if you must put me in your book, you might call me a literary cove."
"A literary cove?" said I.
"Ah!" said the Tinker, "it sounds better--a sight better--besides, I never read a nov-el with a tinker in it as I remember; they're generally dooks, or earls, or barronites--nobody wants to read about a tinker."
"That all depends," said I; "a tinker may be much more interesting than an earl or even a duke."
The Tinker examined the piece of bacon upon his knifepoint with a cold and disparaging eye.
"I've read a good many nov-els in my time," said he, shaking his head, "and I knows what I'm talking of;" here he bolted the morsel of bacon with much apparent relish. "I've made love to duchesses, run off with heiresses, and fought dooels--ah! by the hundred--all between the covers of some book or other and enjoyed it uncommonly well--especially the dooels. If you can get a little blood into your book, so much the better; there's nothing like a little blood in a book--not a great deal, but just enough to give it a 'tang,' so to speak; if you could kill your highwayman to start with it would be a very good beginning to your story."
"I could do that, certainly," said I, "but it would not be according to fact."
"So much the better," said the Tinker; "who wants facts in a nov-el?"
"Hum!" said I.
"And then again--"
"What more?" I inquired.
"Love!" said the Tinker, wiping his knife-blade on the leg of his breeches.
"Love?" I repeated.
"And plenty of it," said the Tinker.
"I'm afraid that is impossible," said I, after a moment's thought.
"How impossible?"
Because I know nothing about love."
"That's a pity," said the Tinker.
"Under the circumstances, it is," said I.
"Not a doubt of it," said the Tinker, beginning to scrub out the frying-pan with a handful of grass, "though to be sure you might learn; you're young enough."
"Yes, I might learn,"