The Brigade Commander | Page 2

thought. "I've
raided into his happy sleeping-grounds. I'll draw on him."
But Old Grumps, otherwise Colonel Lafayette Gildersleeve, had no
rations--that is, no whiskey.
"How do you suppose an officer is to have a drink, Lieutenant?" he
grumbled. "Don't you know that our would-be Brigadier sent all the
commissary to the rear day before yesterday? A eanteenful can't last
two days. Mine went empty about five minutes ago."
"Oh, thunder!" groaned Wallis, saddened by that saddest of all thoughts,

"Too late!" "Well, least said soonest mended. I must wobble back to
my Major."
"He'll send you off to some other camp as dry as this one. Wait ten
minutes, and he'll be asleep. Lie down on my blanket and light your
pipe. I want to talk to you about official business--about our would-be
Brigadier."
"Oh, your turn will come some day," mumbled Wallis, remembering
Gildersleeve's jealousy of the brigade commander--a jealousy which
only gave tongue when aroused by "commissary." "If you do as well as
usual to-morrow you can have your own brigade."
"I suppose you think we are all going to do well to-morrow," scoffed
Old Grumps, whose utterance by this time stumbled. "I suppose you
expect to whip and to have a good time. I suppose you brag on fighting
and enjoy it."
"I like it well enough when it goes right; and it generally does go right
with this brigade. I should like it better if the rebs would fire higher and
break quicker."
"That depends on the way those are commanded whose business it is to
break them," growled Old Grumps. "I don't say but what we are rightly
commanded," he added, remembering his duty to superiors. "I concede
and acknowledge that our would-be Brigadier knows his military
business. But the blessing of God, Wallis! I believe in Waldron as a
soldier. But as a man and a Christian, faugh!"
Gildersleeve had clearly emptied his canteen unassisted; he never
talked about Christianity when perfectly sober.
"What was your last remark?" inquired Wallis, taking his pipe from his
mouth to grin. Even a superior officer might be chaffed a little in the
darkness.
"I made no last remark," asserted the Colonel with dignity. "I'm not
a-dying yet. If I said anything last it was a mere exclamation of

disgust--the disgust of an officer and gentleman. I suppose you know
something about our would-be Brigadier. I suppose you think you
know something about him."
"Bet you I know all about him," affirmed Wallis. "He enlisted in the
Old Tenth as a common soldier. Before he had been a week in camp
they found that he knew his biz, and they made him a sergeant. Before
we started for the field the Governor got his eye on him and shoved
him into a lieutenancy. The first battle h'isted him to a captain. And the
second--bang! whiz! he shot up to colonel right over the heads of
everybody, line and field. Nobody in the Old Tenth grumbled. They
saw that he knew his biz. I know all about him. What'll you bet?"
"I'm not a betting man, Lieutenant, except in a friendly game of poker,"
sighed Old Grumps. "You don't know anything about your Brigadier,"
he added in a sepulchral murmur, the echo of an empty canteen. "I have
only been in this brigade a month, and I know more than you do, far,
very far more, sorry to say it. He's a reformed clergyman. He's an
apostatized minister." The Colonel's voice as he said this was solemn
and sad enough to do credit to an undertaker. "It's a bad sort, Wallis,"
he continued, after another deep sigh, a very highly perfumed one, the
sigh of a barkeeper. "When a clergyman falls, he falls for life and
eternity, like a woman or an angel. I never knew a backslidden
shepherd to come to good. Sooner or later he always goes to the devil,
and takes down whomsoever hangs to him."
"He'll take down the Old Tenth, then," asserted Wallis. "It hangs to him.
Bet you two to one he takes it along."
"You're right, Adjutant; spoken like a soldier," swore Gildersleeve,
"And the Bloody Fourteenth, too. It will march into the burning pit as
far as any regiment; and the whole brigade, yes, sir! But a backslidden
shepherd, my God! Have we come to that? I often say to myself, in the
solemn hours of the night, as I remember my Sabbath-school days,
'Great Scott! have we come to that?' A reformed clergyman! An
apostatized minister! Think of it, Wallis, think of it! Why, sir, his very
wife ran away from him. They had but just buried their first boy,"
pursued Old Grumps, his hoarse voice sinking to a whimper. "They

drove home from the burial-place, where lay the new-made grave.
Arrived at