Sodom and Gomorrah, Texas | Page 3

don't ask the little bug so many
questions. You got a million names in your hand. Certify them! Send
them in! There's enough of us here right now. We declare that place
annexed forthwith. This will make High Plains the biggest town in the
whole state of Texas."
So Marshal certified them and sent them into Washington. This gave
High Plains the largest percentage increase of any city in the nation, but
it was challenged. There were some soreheads in Houston who said that
it wasn't possible. They said High Plains had nowhere near that many
people and there must have been a miscount.
And in the days that the argument was going on, they cleaned up and
fed Manuel, if it were he, and tried to get from him a cogent story.

"How do you know it was thirty-five years you were on the treadmill,
Manuel?"
"Well, it seemed like thirty-five years."
"It could have only been about three days."
"Then how come I'm so old?"
"We don't know that, Manuel, we sure don't know that. How big were
these people?"
"Who knows? A finger long, maybe two?"
"And what is their town?"
"It is an old prairie-dog town that they fixed up. You have to dig down
with a spade to get to the streets."
"Maybe they were really all prairie dogs, Manuel. Maybe the heat got
you and you only dreamed that they were little people."
"Prairie dogs can't write as good as on that list. Prairie dogs can't write
hardly at all."
"That's true. The list is hard to explain. And such odd names on it too."
"Where is Mula? I don't see Mula since I came back."
"Mula just lay down and died, Manuel."
"Gave me the slip. Why didn't I think of that? Well, I'll do it too. I'm
too worn out for anything else."
"Before you do, Manuel, just a couple of last questions."
"Make them real fast then. I'm on my way."
"Did you know these little people were there before?"

"Oh, sure. There a long time."
"Did anybody else ever see them?"
"Oh, sure. Everybody in the Santa Magdalena see them. Eight, nine
people see them."
"And Manuel, how do we get to the place? Can you show us on a
map?"
Manuel made a grimace, and died quietly as Mula had done. He didn't
understand those maps at all, and took the easy way out.
They buried him, not knowing for sure whether he was Manuel come
back, or what he was.
There wasn't much of him to bury.
It was the same night, very late and after he had been asleep, that
Marshal was awakened by the ring of an authoritative voice. He was
being harangued by a four-inch tall man on his bedside table, a man of
dominating presence and acid voice.
"Come out of that cot, you clown! Give me your name and station!"
"I'm Marshal, and I suspect that you are a late pig sandwich, or caused
by one. I shouldn't eat so late."
"Say 'sir' when you reply to me. I am no pig sandwich and I do not
commonly call on fools. Get on your feet, you clod."
And wonderingly Marshal did.
"I want the list that was stolen. Don't gape! Get it!"
"What list?"
"Don't stall, don't stutter. Get me our tax list that was stolen. It isn't
words that I want from you."

"Listen, you cicada, I'll take you and--"
"You will not. You will notice that you are paralyzed from the neck
down. I suspect that you were always so from there up. Where is the
list?"
"S-sent it to Washington."
"You bug-eyed behemoth! Do you realize what a trip that will be? You
grandfather of inanities, it will be a pleasure to destroy you!"
"I don't know what you are, or if you are really. I don't believe that you
even belong on the world."
"Not belong on the world! We own the world. We can show written
title to the world. Can you?"
"I doubt it. Where did you get the title?"
"None of your business. I'd rather not say. Oh, well, we got it from a
promoter of sorts. A con man, really. I'll have to admit that we were
taken, but we were in a spot and needed a world. He said that the larger
bifurcates were too stupid to be a nuisance. We should have known that
the stupider a creature, the more of a nuisance it is."
"I had about decided the same thing about the smaller a creature. We
may have to fumigate that old mountain mess."
"Oh, you can't harm us. We're too powerful. But we can obliterate you
in an instant."
"Hah!"
"Say 'Hah, sir' when you address me. Do you know the place in