can pick up any dead air time until everyone
is more at ease in the conversations. Keep Em Laughing. Tell Jokes,
humorous stories and soon they’ll be digging you.
What To Do In A Town Where There Is More Guys Than Girls. If the
bars you go to are sausage fests, then you need to distinguish yourselves by
dressing well and being aggressive. Don’t let the fellatio ratio scare you
off.
Lying About Your Age. I prefer younger woman so I usually shave off a
few years. They all do it too, so don’t feel so devious. Just play stupid later
if they find out: tell them they must’ve misunderstood you (“30?? no, I said
I was thirty-four, you must not have heard the four) . Watch out and be
sure to add those years onto the year you graduated though or you’re
busted!
Hit & Run. Talk, get their number, and move on! The longer you work it,
the better the chance you’ll fuck it up. If they stay, then you leave or vice-
versa. Use your cell phone for the assumed close. The assumed close is
easy; just say “Hey, give me your number and maybe we can go out for a
beer sometime.” This works every time. Then give her a business card so
she’ll at least remember your name when you call. Always ask for their
number, even if you are unsure..it’s an automatic no if you don’t ask! Get
some balls and do it!!
She Says She’ll Call You? No she won’t …get her number or walk
away…they never, ever call. Either she has a boyfriend or she isn’t into
you…Bail.
Random Girl Gives You Her Number Without You Asking. Don’t call
her..she’s a rabbit boiler.
How To Pickup Chicks That Have Boyfriends. If he’s with her, I don’t
recommend even trying. If, however, he’s not there, then its fair game. All
is fair in love and war! If she likes you then she’ll give you’re her work
number and you can sneak around a little. This is actually quite titillating.
This is not cool, however, if you know the guy. There are plenty of chicks
out there…don’t ruin any friendships over them.
How To Pickup Strippers. This one is a little tricky. I recommend that
you find out when the shift change is and start hanging out there a couple of
hours before. Most strip joints change shifts at around 8 PM. If you get
there at 5 or 6, then you have plenty of time to talk to them and convince
them to go out to a bar with you when their shift changes.
Talk to them like you would any other girl. Hang out with your boys at a
table with a central location and have a good time. If you go over and sit
constantly at the stage then you look desperate. Just go over once in a while
and drop a few ones. Eventually they will come and talk to you and your
friends. Work it.
Mountain Chicks Vs. City Chicks. In the city you must be the aggressor
because you might never see them again. In the mountains/small towns,
you have to dress down a little and play it cool. In a small town, the chicks
all know all the dudes etc, so they noticed you when you walked in the
door. Play it cool for a while then strike up a conversation.
Best Cities To Pick Up Chicks In.
Contrary to popular belief San Francisco is not an easy place to meet lots of
women. Many people think that because there is a greater proportion of
women there, and because there is a large gay population, that the chicks
will be receptive. This is not necessarily so.
Denver is Good. As a matter of fact, any city where there are a lot of new
people moving in is good territory for scamming.
Dallas is Good…lots of hot chicks
Salt Lake has absolutely beautiful women, best in the world, but most are
Morman..tough to pickup Mormons.
New England/New York City. Tough on an outsider. Chicks are very wary
of any strangers.
Taking Them Home That Night. I prefer to run away and live to fight
another day. I find that if I hang out too long I eventually say something
stupid and screw it
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