away from his hole. It was steep downhill. I should land upon him in 
half a dozen bounds more. 
On we went, reckless of the uneven ground, momentum increasing with 
every jump, until, accurately calculating his speed and the changing 
distance between us, I rose with a mighty leap, sailed into the air and 
came down--just an inch too far ahead--on a round stone, turned my 
ankle, and went sprawling over the woodchuck in a heap. 
The woodchuck spilled himself from under me, slid short about, and 
tumbled off for home by way of the dewberry-patch. 
He had made a good start before I was righted and again in motion.
Now it was steep, very steep, uphill--which did not seem to matter 
much to the woodchuck, but made a great difference to me. Then, too, I 
had counted on a simple, straightaway dash, and had not saved myself 
for this lap and climbing home-stretch. 
Still I was gaining,--more slowly this time,--with chances yet good of 
overtaking him short of the hole, when, in the thick of the 
dewberry-vines, I tripped, lunged forward three or four stumbling 
strides, and saw the woodchuck turn sharp to the right in a bee-line for 
his burrow. 
I wheeled, jumped, cut after him, caught him on the toe of my boot, and 
lifting him, plopped him smoothly, softly into his hole. 
It was gently done. And so beautifully! The whole feat had something 
of the poetic accuracy of an astronomical calculation. And the perfectly 
lovely dive I helped him make home! 
I sat down upon his mound of earth to get myself together and to enjoy 
it all. What a woodchuck! Perhaps he never could do the trick again; 
but, then, he won't need to. All the murder was gone from my heart. He 
had beaten the boots. He had beaten them so neatly, so absolutely, that 
simple decency compelled me then and there to turn over that Crawford 
peach-tree, root and stem, to the woodchuck, his heirs and assigns 
forever. 
By way of celebration he has thrown out nearly a cart-load of sand 
from somewhere beneath the tree, deepening and enlarging his home. 
My Swedish neighbor, viewing the hole recently, exclaimed: "Dose 
vuudshuck, I t'ink him kill dem dree!" Perhaps so. As yet, however, the 
tree grows on without a sign of hurt. 
But suppose the tree does die? Well, there is no certainty of its bearing 
good fruit. There was once a peddler of trees, a pious man and a 
Quaker, who made a mistake, selling the wrong tree. Besides, there are 
other trees in the orchard; and, if necessary, I can buy peaches. 
Yes, but what if other woodchucks should seek other roof-trees in the
peach row? They won't. There are no fashions, no such emulations, 
out-of-doors. Because one woodchuck moves from huckleberries to a 
peach-tree is no sign that all the woodchucks on the hillside are going 
to forsake the huckleberries with him. Only humans are silly enough 
for that. 
If the woodchucks should come, all of them, it would be extremely 
interesting--an event worth many peaches. 
 
THREE SERMONS 
 
[Illustration] 
THREE SERMONS 
I 
Thou shalt not preach. 
The woods were as empty as some great empty house; they were 
hollow and silent and somber. I stood looking in among the leafless 
trees, heavy in spirit at the quiet and gloom, when close by my side 
spoke a tiny voice. I started, so suddenly, so unexpectedly it broke into 
the wide December silence, so far it echoed through the empty forest 
halls. 
"What!" I exclaimed, turning in my tracks and addressing a small 
brown-leafed beech. "What! little Hyla, are you still out? You! with a 
snow-storm brewing and St. Nick due here to-morrow night?" And then 
from within the bush, or on it, or under it, or over it, came an answer, 
_Peep, peep, peep!_ small and shrill, dropping into the silence of the 
woods and stirring it as three small pebbles might drop into the middle 
of a wide sleeping pond. 
It was one of those gray, heavy days of the early winter--one of the
vacant, spiritless days of portent that wait hushed and numb before a 
coming storm. Not a crow, nor a jay, nor a chickadee had heart enough 
to cheep. But little Hyla, the tree-frog, was nothing daunted. Since the 
last week in February, throughout the spring and the noisy summer on 
till this dreary time, he had been cheerfully, continuously piping. This 
was his last call. 
_Peep, peep, peep!_ he piped in February; _Peep, peep, peep!_ in 
August; _Peep, peep, peep!_ in December. But did he? 
"He did just that," replies the scientist, "and that only." 
"Not at all," I answer. 
"What authority have you?" he asks. "You are not scientific. You are 
merely a dreaming, fooling hanger-on    
    
		
	
	
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