Reginald Cruden

Reginald Cruden A Tale of City Life
By Talbot Baines Reed
CHAPTER ONE.
AN INTERRUPTED BATHE.
It was a desperately hot day. There had been no day like it all the
summer. Indeed, Squires, the head gardener at Garden Vale, positively
asserted that there had been none like it since he had been employed on
the place, which was fourteen years last March. Squires, by the way,
never lost an opportunity of reminding himself and the world generally
of the length of his services to the family at Garden Vale; and on the
strength of those fourteen years he gave himself airs as if the place
belonged not to Mr Cruden at all, but to himself. He was the terror of
his mistress, who scarcely dared to peep into a greenhouse without his
leave, and although he could never exactly obtain from the two young
gentlemen the respect to which he considered himself entitled, he still
flattered himself in secret "they couldn't do exactly what they liked
with his garden!"
To-day, however, it was so hot that even Squires, after having
expressed the opinion on the weather above mentioned, withdrew
himself into the coolest recess of his snug lodge and slept sweetly,
leaving the young gentlemen, had they been so minded, to take any
liberty they liked with "his" garden.
The young gentlemen, however, were not so minded.
They had been doing their best to play lawn tennis in the blazing sun
with two of their friends, but it was too hot to run, too hot to hit, and far
too hot to score, so the attempt had died away, and three of them now
reclined on the sloping bank under the laurel hedge, dividing their time
between lazily gazing up at the dark-blue sky and watching the

proceedings of the fourth of their party, who still remained in the
courts.
This last-mentioned youth, who, to judge by his countenance, was
brother to one of those who lolled on the bank, presented a curious
contrast to the general languor of the afternoon. Deserted by his
companions in the sport, he was relieving himself of some of his
superfluous energy by the novel diversion of playing tennis with
himself. This he accomplished by serving the ball high up in the air and
then jumping the net, so as to take it on the other side, following up his
return by another leap over the net, and so on till either he or the ball
came to grief. On an ordinary day the exertion involved in this pastime
would be quite enough for any ordinary individual, but on a day like
the present, with the thermometer at ninety in the shade, it was a trifle
too much even to watch.
"For goodness' sake shut up, Horrors," said the elder brother. "We
might as well be playing ourselves as watch you at that sort of thing."
The young gentleman addressed as Horrors was at that moment in the
midst of one of his aerial flights, and had neither leisure nor breath to
answer.
"Do you hear?" repeated the other. "If you want to keep warm, go
indoors and put on a great-coat, but don't fag us to death with that
foolery."
"Eight!" exclaimed the young athlete, scoring the number of times the
ball had crossed the net, and starting for another jump. "Shut up, Reg,
till I've done."
He soon was done. Even Horace Cruden could not keep it up for ever,
and at his tenth bound his foot caught in the net, and he came all fours
on to the court.
"There, now you're happy!" said his brother. "Now you may as well
come and sit here out of the cold."

Horace picked himself up, laughing.
"All very well," said he. "I'm certain I should have done it twelve times
if you hadn't put me off my jump. Never mind, I'll do it yet."
"Oh, Horace," interposed one of the others, beseechingly, "if you love
us, lie down now. I'm quite ill watching you, I assure you. We'll all
vow we saw you do it twelve times; we'll put it in the Times if you like,
and say the net was five feet ten; anything, as long as you don't start at
it again."
This appeal had the effect of reducing the volatile Horace to a state of
quiescence, and inducing him to come and share the shade with his
companions.
"Never saw such a lazy lot," said he, lying flat on his back and
balancing his racquet on his finger; "you won't do anything yourselves
and you won't let any one else do anything. Regular dogs in the
manger."
"My dear fellow," said the fourth of the party in a half drawl, "we've
been doing nothing but invite you in to the manger