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yellow with a violently green girdle
was hitched up for ease in walking, and unless he had chocolate
coloured stockings on, Mrs Lucas saw human legs of the same shade.
Next moment that debatable point was set at rest for she caught sight of
short pink socks in red slippers. Even as she looked Mrs Quantock saw
her (for owing to Christian Science she had recaptured the quick vision
of youth) and waggled her hand and kissed it, and evidently called her
companion's attention, for the next moment he was salaaming to her in

some stately Oriental manner. There was nothing to be done for the
moment except return these salutations, as she could not yell an aside
to Mrs Quantock, screaming out "Who is that Indian"? for if Mrs
Quantock heard the Indian would hear too, but as soon as she could,
she turned back towards the house again, and when once the lilac
bushes were between her and the road she walked with more than her
usual speed, in order to learn with the shortest possible delay from
Peppino who this fresh subject of hers could be. She knew there were
some Indian princes in London; perhaps it was one of them, in which
case it would be necessary to read up Benares or Delhi in the
Encyclopaedia without loss of time.
Chapter TWO
As she traversed the smoking-parlour the cheerful sounds that had once
tinkled from the collar of a Flemish horse chimed through the house,
and simultaneously she became aware that there would be _macaroni
au gratin_ for lunch, which was very dear and remembering of Peppino.
But before setting fork to her piled-up plate, she had to question him,
for her mental craving for information was far keener than her appetite
for food.
"Caro, who is an Indian," she said, "whom I saw just now with Daisy
Quantock? They were the other side of il piccolo Avon."
Peppino had already begun his macaroni and must pause to shovel the
outlying strings of it into his mouth. But the haste with which he did so
was sufficient guaranty for his eagerness to reply as soon as it was
humanly possible to do so.
"Indian, my dear?" he asked with the greatest interest.
"Yes; turban and burnous and calves and slippers," she said rather
impatiently, for what was the good of Peppino having remained in
Riseholme if he could not give her precise and certain information on
local news when she returned. His prose-poems were all very well, but
as prince-consort he had other duties of state which must not be
neglected for the calls of Art.

This slight asperity on her part seemed to sharpen his wits.
"Really, I don't know for certain, Lucia," he said, "for I have not set my
eyes on him. But putting two and two together, I might make a guess."
"Two and two make four," she said with that irony for which she was
feared and famous. "Now for your guess. I hope it is equally accurate."
"Well, as I told you in one of my letters," said he, "Mrs Quantock
showed signs of being a little off with Christian Science. She had a cold,
and though she recited the True Statement of Being just as frequently
as before, her cold got no better. But when I saw her on Tuesday last,
unless it was Wednesday, no, it couldn't have been Wednesday, so it
must have been Tuesday--"
"Whenever it was then," interrupted his wife, brilliantly summing up
his indecision.
"Yes; whenever it was, as you say, on that occasion Mrs Quantock was
very full of some Indian philosophy which made you quite well at once.
What did she call it now? Yoga! Yes, that was it!"
"And then?" asked Lucia.
"Well, it appears you must have a teacher in Yoga or else you may
injure yourself. You have to breathe deeply and say 'Om'----"
"Say what?"
"Om. I understand the ejaculation to be Om. And there are very curious
physical exercises; you have to hold your ear with one hand and your
toes with the other, and you may strain yourself unless you do it
properly. That was the general gist of it."
"And shall we come to the Indian soon?" said Lucia.
"Carissima, you have come to him already. I suggest that Mrs
Quantock has applied for a teacher and got him. Ecco!"

Mrs Lucas wore a heavily corrugated forehead at this news. Peppino
had a wonderful flair in explaining unusual circumstances in the life of
Riseholme and his conjectures were generally correct. But if he was
right in this instance, it struck Lucia as being a very irregular thing that
anyone should have imported a mystical Indian into Riseholme without
consulting her. It is true that she had been away,