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son," said Uncle Charley, "don't think for a moment that I
am choosing you merely because you are the Last of the Mohicans. Far
from it. I have wanted you from the beginning, and I'm proud to
impress your noble intellect in my cause."
"Thank you, sir," said Frank, "and if our side can't induce Patty to stay
in Vernondale, it won't be for lack of good strong arguments forcibly
presented."
"Modest boy!" said his mother, "You seem quite to forget your wise
and clever opponents."
In great glee the debaters took their places on either side of the library
table, while Patty, being judge, was escorted with much ceremony to a
seat at the head. An old parlour-croquet mallet was found for her, with
which she rapped on the table after the manner of a grave and dignified
chairman.
"The meeting will please come to order," she said, "and the secretary
will please read the minutes of the last meeting."

"The secretary regrets to report," said Frank, rising, "that the minutes of
the last meeting fell down the well. Although rescued, they were
afterward chewed up by the puppy, and are at present somewhat
illegible. If the honourable judge will excuse the reading of the minutes,
the secretary will be greatly obliged."
"The minutes are excused," said Patty, "and we will proceed at once to
more important business. Mr. Frederick Fairfield, we shall be glad to
hear from you."
Mr. Fairfield rose and said, "Your honour, ladies, and gentlemen: I
would be glad to speak definitely on this burning question, but the truth
is, I don't know myself which way I want it to be decided. For, you see,
my only desire in the matter is that the wise and honourable judge,
whom we see before us, should have a home of such a character and in
such a place as best pleases her; but, before she makes her decision, I
hope she will allow herself to be thoroughly convinced as to what will
please her. And as, by force of circumstance, I am obliged to uphold
the New York side of this argument, I will now set forth some of its
advantages, feeling sure that my worthy opponents are quite able to
uphold the Vernondale side."
"Hear, hear!" exclaimed Frank, but Patty rapped with her mallet and
commanded silence.
Then Mr. Fairfield went on:
"For one thing, Patty has always lived in a city, and, like myself, is
accustomed to city life. It is more congenial to both of us, and I
sometimes fear we should miss certain city privileges which may not
be found in a suburban town."
"But we have other things that you can't get in the city," broke in
Marian.
"And I am very sure that they will be enthusiastically enumerated when
it is your turn to speak," said Mr. Fairfield, smiling.

"The gentleman has the floor," remarked Patty, "the others will please
keep their seats. Proceed, Mr. Fairfield."
So Mr. Fairfield proceeded:
"Other advantages, perhaps, will be found in the superior schools which
the city is said to contain. I am making no allusion to the school that
our honourable judge is at present attending, but I am speaking merely
on general principles. And not only schools, but masters of the various
arts. I have been led to believe by the assertions of some people, who,
however, may be prejudiced, that Miss Fairfield has a voice which
requires only training and practise to rival the voice of Adelina Patti,
when that lady was Miss Fairfield's age."
"Quite true," said the judge, nodding gravely at the speaker.
"This phenomenal voice, then, might--mind; I say might--be cultivated
to better purpose by metropolitan teachers."
"We have a fine singing-master here," exclaimed Frank, but Patty
rapped him to silence.
"What's one singing-master among a voice like Miss Fairfield's?"
demanded the speaker, "and another thing," he continued, "that ought
to affect you Vernondale people very strongly, is the fact that you
would have a delightful place to visit in New York City. Now, don't
deny it. You know you'd be glad to come and visit Patty and me in our
brown-stone mansion, and we would take you around to see all the
sights, from Grant's tomb to the Aquarium."
"We've seen those," murmured Frank.
"They're still there," said Mr. Fairfield, "and there will probably be
some other and newer entertainments that you haven't yet seen."
"It does sound nice," said Frank.
"And finally," went on Mr. Fairfield, "though I do not wish this

argument to have undue weight, it certainly would be more convenient
for me to live in the city. I am about to start in business there, and
though I could go in and out every day, as the honourable gentleman on
the other side of the table does,