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to bottom the mansion gave evidence of not having seen a broom or a dust-brush since the departure of the family; that Jane had not been seen in the neighborhood for one full week--this came from those living on adjoining property; that Ellen had been absent since early that morning, and was not expected to return for three days; and, crowning act of infamy, that he, Thaddeus, and his friend were compelled to breakfast next morning upon a half of a custard pie, a bit mouldy, found by the lord of the manor on the fast- melting remains of a cake of ice in the refrigerator. Whether it would have happened if Thaddeus had not been accompanied by a friend, whose laughter incited him to great deeds, or not I am not prepared to say, but something important did happen. Thaddeus rose to the occasion, and committed an act, and committed it thoroughly. The Thaddeus of old, the meek, long-suffering, too amiable Thaddeus, disappeared. The famous smile was given no chance to play. His wife was absent, and the smile was far away with her. Thaddeus, with one fell blow, burst his fetters and became free.
That afternoon, when he had returned to the seaboard, Bessie asked him, "How was the house?"
"Beautiful," said Thaddeus, quite truthfully; for it was.
"Did Ellen say anything about the hamper?"
"Not a word."
"Did you speak to her about it?"
"Nope."
"Oh, Teddy! How could you forget it?"
To the lasting honor of Thaddeus be it said that he bore up under this unflinchingly.
"Did you have a good breakfast, Ted?" Bessie asked, returning to the subject later.
"Very," said Thaddeus, thinking of the hearty meal he and his fellow-sufferer had eaten at the club after getting back to town. "We had a tomato omelet, coffee, toast, rice cakes, tenderloin steak, and grits."
"Dear me!" smiled Bessie; she was so glad her Teddy had been so well treated. "All that? Ellen must have laid herself out."
"Yes," said Thaddeus; "I think she did."
All the following week Thaddeus seemed to have a load on his mind--a load which he resolutely refused to share with his wife--and on Friday he found it necessary to go up to town.
"I thought this was your vacation," remonstrated Bessie.
"Well, so it is," said Thaddeus. "But--but I've got one or two matters to attend to--matters of very great importance--so that I think I'll have to go."
"If you must, you must," said Bessie. "But I think it's horrid of your partner to make you go back to town this hot weather."
"Don't be cross with my partner," said Thaddeus; "especially my partner in this matter."
"Have you different partners for different matters?" queried Bessie.
"Never mind about that, my dear; you'll know all about it in time, so don't worry."
"All right, Teddy. But I don't like to have you running away from me when I'm at a hotel. I'd rather be home, anyhow. Can't I go with you? Little Ted is well enough now to go home."
"Not this time; but you can go up next Wednesday if you wish," returned Thaddeus, with a slight show of embarrassment.
And so it was settled, and Thaddeus went to town. On Wednesday they all left the sea-shore to return to Phillipseburg.
"Oh, how lovely it looks!" ejaculated Bessie, as she entered the house, Norah having opened the door. "But--er--where's Jane, Norah?"
"Cookin' the dinner, mim."
"Why, Jane can't cook."
"If you please, mim, this is a new Jane."
Bessie's parasol fell to the floor. "A wha-a-at?" she cried.
"A new Jane. Misther Perkins has dispinsed with old Jane and Ellen, mim."
Bessie rushed up-stairs to her room and cried. The shock was too sudden. She longed for Thaddeus, who had remained at the station collecting the bath-tubs and other luxuries of the baby from the luggage-van, to come. What did it all mean? Jane and Ellen gone! New girls in their places!
And then Thaddeus came, and made all plain to the little woman, and when he was all through she was satisfied. He had discharged the tyrants, and had supplied their places. The latter was the important business which had taken him to town.
"But, Teddy," Bessie said, with a smile, when she had heard all, "how did poor mild little you ever have the courage to face those two women and give them their discharge?"
Teddy blushed. "I didn't," he answered, meekly; "I wrote it."
Five years have passed since then, and all has gone well. Thaddeus has remained free, and, as he proudly observes, domestics now tremble at his approach--that is, all except Norah, who remembers him as of old. Ellen and Jane are living together in affluence, having saved their wages for nearly the whole of their term of "service." Bessie is happy in the possession of two fine boys, to whom all her attention--all save a little reserved for Thaddeus--is given; and, as for the dubious,