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laughing at me with your 'dare not tell you.'"
"God forbid, mademoiselle! I will confess, then, that I was humbled
because Madame Lambertini made me see that my friend was taller
than myself by two inches."
"Then she imposed on you, for you are taller than your friend."
"I am not speaking of that kind of tallness, but another; you know what
I mean, and there my friend is really monstrous."
"Monstrous! then what have you to be sorry about? Isn't it better not to
be monstrous?"
"Certainly; but in the article we are discussing, some women, unlike
you, prefer monstrosity."
"I think that's absurd of them, or rather mad; or perhaps, I have not
sufficiently clear ideas on the subject to imagine what size it would be
to be called monstrous; and I think it is odd that such a thing should
humble you."
"You would not have thought it of me, to see me?"
"Certainly not, for when I came into the room I thought you looked a
well-proportioned man, but if you are not I am sorry for you."

"I won't leave you in doubt on the subject; look for yourself, and tell
me what you think."
"Why, it's you who are the monster! I declare you make me feel quite
afraid."
At this she began to perspire violently, and went behind her aunt's chair.
I did not stir, as I was sure she would soon come back, putting her
down in my own mind as very far removed from silliness or innocence
either. I supposed she wished to affect what she did not possess. I was,
moreover, delighted at having taken the opportunity so well. I had
punished her for having tried to impose on me; and as I had taken a
great fancy to her, I was pleased that she seemed to like her punishment.
As for her possession of wit, there could be no doubt on that point, for
it was she who had sustained the chief part in our dialogue, and my
sayings and doings were all prompted by her questions, and the
persevering way in which she kept to the subject.
She had not been behind her aunt's chair for five minutes when the
latter was looed. She, not knowing whom to attack, turned on her niece
and said, "Get you gone, little silly, you are bringing me bad luck!
Besides, it is bad manners to leave the gentleman who so kindly offered
to keep you company all by himself."
The amiable niece made not answer, and came back to me smiling. "If
my aunt knew," said she, "what you had done to me, she would not
have accused me of bad manners."
"I can't tell you how sorry I am. I want you to have some evidence of
my repentance, but all that I can do is to go. Will you be offended if I
do?"
"If you leave me, my aunt will call me a dreadful stupid, and will say
that I have tired you out."
"Would you like me to stay, then?"
"You can't go."

"Had you no idea what I shewed you was like till just now?"
"My ideas on the subject were inaccurate. My aunt only took me out of
the convent a month ago, and I had been there since I was seven."
"How old are you now?"
"Seventeen. They tried to make me take the veil, but not having any
relish for the fooleries of the cloister I refused."
"Are you vexed with me?"
"I ought to be very angry with you, but I know it was my fault, so I will
only ask you to be discreet."
"Don't be afraid, if I were indiscreet I should be the first to suffer."
"You have given me a lesson which will come in useful. Stop! stop! or
I will go away."
"No, keep quiet; it's done now."
I had taken her pretty hand, with which she let me do as I liked, and at
last when she drew it back she was astonished to find it wanted wiping.
"What is that?"
"The most pleasant of substances, which renovates the world."
"I see you are an excellent master. Your pupils make rapid progress,
and you give your lessons with such a learned air."
"Now don't be angry with me for what has happened. I should never
have dared to go so far if your beauty had not inspired me."
"Am I to take that speech as a declaration of love?"
"Yes, it is bold, sweetheart, but it is sincere. If it were not, I should be
unworthy both of you and of myself."

"Can I believe you?"
"Yes, with all your heart. But tell me if I may hope for your love?"
"I don't know. All I know at present