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let things go too far.
GREGORY. Not a bit of it. It's because they have nothing else to do,
and no other way of entertaining each other. You don't know what it is
to be alone with a woman who has little beauty and less conversation.
What is a man to do? She can't talk interestingly; and if he talks that
way himself she doesn't understand him. He can't look at her: if he does,

he only finds out that she isn't beautiful. Before the end of five minutes
they are both hideously bored. There's only one thing that can save the
situation; and that's what you call being horrid. With a beautiful, witty,
kind woman, there's no time for such follies. It's so delightful to look at
her, to listen to her voice, to hear all she has to say, that nothing else
happens. That is why the woman who is supposed to have a thousand
lovers seldom has one; whilst the stupid, graceless animals of women
have dozens.
MRS. JUNO. I wonder! It's quite true that when one feels in danger one
talks like mad to stave it off, even when one doesn't quite want to stave
it off.
GREGORY. One never does quite want to stave it off. Danger is
delicious. But death isn't. We court the danger; but the real delight is in
escaping, after all.
MRS. JUNO. I don't think we'll talk about it any more. Danger is all
very well when you do escape; but sometimes one doesn't. I tell you
frankly I don't feel as safe as you do--if you really do.
GREGORY. But surely you can do as you please without injuring
anyone, Mrs. Juno. That is the whole secret of your extraordinary
charm for me.
MRS. JUNO. I don't understand.
GREGORY. Well, I hardly know how to begin to explain. But the root
of the matter is that I am what people call a good man.
MRS. JUNO. I thought so until you began making love to me.
GREGORY. But you knew I loved you all along.
MRS. JUNO. Yes, of course; but I depended on you not to tell me so;
because I thought you were good. Your blurting it out spoilt it. And it
was wicked besides.

GREGORY. Not at all. You see, it's a great many years since I've been
able to allow myself to fall in love. I know lots of charming women;
but the worst of it is, they're all married. Women don't become
charming, to my taste, until they're fully developed; and by that time, if
they're really nice, they're snapped up and married. And then, because I
am a good man, I have to place a limit to my regard for them. I may be
fortunate enough to gain friendship and even very warm affection from
them; but my loyalty to their husbands and their hearths and their
happiness obliges me to draw a line and not overstep it. Of course I
value such affectionate regard very highly indeed. I am surrounded
with women who are most dear to me. But every one of them has a post
sticking up, if I may put it that way, with the inscription Trespassers
Will Be Prosecuted. How we all loathe that notice! In every lovely
garden, in every dell full of primroses, on every fair hillside, we meet
that confounded board; and there is always a gamekeeper round the
corner. But what is that to the horror of meeting it on every beautiful
woman, and knowing that there is a husband round the corner? I have
had this accursed board standing between me and every dear and
desirable woman until I thought I had lost the power of letting myself
fall really and wholeheartedly in love.
MRS. JUNO. Wasn't there a widow?
GREGORY. No. Widows are extraordinarily scarce in modern society.
Husbands live longer than they used to; and even when they do die,
their widows have a string of names down for their next.
MRS. JUNO. Well, what about the young girls?
GREGORY. Oh, who cares for young girls? They're sympathetic.
They're beginners. They don't attract me. I'm afraid of them.
MRS. JUNO. That's the correct thing to say to a woman of my age. But
it doesn't explain why you seem to have put your scruples in your
pocket when you met me.
GREGORY. Surely that's quite clear. I--

MRS. JUNO. No: please don't explain. I don't want to know. I take
your word for it. Besides, it doesn't matter now. Our voyage is over;
and to-morrow I start for the north to my poor father's place.
GREGORY [surprised]. Your poor father! I thought he was alive.
MRS. JUNO. So he is. What made you think he wasn't?
GREGORY. You said your POOR father.
MRS. JUNO. Oh,