Oh, Murderer Mine

Oh, Murderer Mine
Norbert Davis
1946
CHAPTER ONE
HERE IT WAS SPRING AGAIN, AND THE bees were buzzing and
the buds were bursting and the doves were cooing, and the sun was
beaming on all these and lots of other activities in a benignly obscene
way. It was just the same old tedious show that has been playing return
engagements at regular intervals for a million years or more and
certainly nothing to get worked up over, but nevertheless it seemed new
and splendid and fine to Melissa Gregory, because she was happy. She
was a simple and uncomplicated sort of a person, and it didn't take
much to put her in that state.
She walked along the edge of the Old Quad now with her head up and
her shoulders back and her heels tapping in what she considered a
briskly competent manner. She was slim and tall enough, and she had
brown hair with copper-gold glints in it. Her blue eyes tipped a little at
the outer corners, and her nose had three freckles on its bridge and
turned up at the end. She was wearing the wrong shade of lipstick.
She was being happy at this particular moment because she had been
promoted to a better job as the result of her outstanding merit and her
faithful record of attendance at faculty tea parties. She was now an
instructor. In the odd hierarchy of college faculties, an instructor rates
somewhere between the head gardener and the lowest professor, if
anyone can determine which one he is. An instructor is not allowed to
lecture--or, for that matter, to talk loudly anywhere--but is entrusted
with conveying the more elementary truths in certain subjects to
beginning students.

Melissa taught anthropology, and she did this at an institution of higher
learning called Breckenbridge University, Western Division, which
specialized in the mass production of graduates of a standard size and
competence. It was an efficient and impersonal sort of a place, but
unfortunately one of its founders had once been on the campus of a
well-known Eastern college and hadn't forgotten it. Consequently the
campus of Breckenbridge had as much functional design as a bunch of
dice dumped out of a hat. The buildings were scattered in all directions
and hidden under ivy and behind bushes.
Melissa's headquarters was a building known as Old Chem because
there were three beginning chemistry laboratories on the first floor. Old
Chem was a solid, two-story, gray granite building with an ugly front
and a splayed-out rear, and its architect had evidently had the theory
that windows were designed to shoot Indians out of and not to facilitate
the entrance of fresh air or light.
Melissa went up the block stone steps and through the arched entrance
and then up the stairs to her right into the dimness of the upper corridor.
Her office was the second one down, and she was fumbling in her purse
for the key when she noticed that the door was slightly ajar. She pushed
it open wider and looked in.
This was a fairly representative example of a college faculty office. It
was quite a lot larger than a hall closet and ventilated about as well, and
the furniture probably would have brought a comparatively good price
at a fire sale. Melissa loved it in a proud and fiercely possessive way
because it was the first one she had ever had that was hers and hers
alone.
At present there was a man in it. He was sitting in Melissa's chair. He
had papers spread messily all over Melissa's desk. And, in addition to
all that, he was a young man.
Which was something to give Melissa pause, because when she thought
about men--which was neither too often nor yet too infrequently--she
thought about young men. As a matter of fact, when she was doing
thinking of this sort and enjoying it most of all, she thought about a

young man who looked almost exactly like this one.
Unfortunately, however, this was neither the time nor place for
Melissa's dream-man-come-to-life to suddenly appear. Obviously, she
couldn't go swooning at him even if she wanted to--and she told herself
sternly she had no such desire--because he was an intruder. Worse than
that, he had all the earmarks of being one of the vilest criminals the
university faculty produced--an office snitcher--and here he was caught
red-handed in an attempt to move into Melissa's quarters even before
she'd had an opportunity to get settled herself.
"Well," said Melissa in a cutting way. "Good morning."
"Uh," said the young man. He was making some very involved
mathematical computations on a scratch pad, and he didn't look up.
"Uh," he said, and pulled a large, indistinct map toward him and made
a careful, wavy line on it