require for their spirited 
execution more devilment than prudence. 
Unfortunately, Irish recruiting was badly bungled in 1915. The Irish 
were for the most part Roman Catholics and loyal Irishmen, which 
means that from the English point of view they were heretics and rebels. 
But they were willing enough to go soldiering on the side of France and 
see the world outside Ireland, which is a dull place to live in. It was 
quite easy to enlist them by approaching them from their own point of 
view. But the War Office insisted on approaching them from the point 
of view of Dublin Castle. They were discouraged and repulsed by 
refusals to give commissions to Roman Catholic officers, or to allow 
distinct Irish units to be formed. To attract them, the walls were 
covered with placards headed REMEMBER BELGIUM. The folly of 
asking an Irishman to remember anything when you want him to fight 
for England was apparent to everyone outside the Castle: FORGET 
AND FORGIVE would have been more to the point. Remembering 
Belgium and its broken treaty led Irishmen to remember Limerick and 
its broken treaty; and the recruiting ended in a rebellion, in suppressing 
which the British artillery quite unnecessarily reduced the centre of 
Dublin to ruins, and the British commanders killed their leading 
prisoners of war in cold blood morning after morning with an effect of 
long-drawn-out ferocity. Really it was only the usual childish petulance 
in which John Bull does things in a week that disgrace him for a 
century, though he soon recovers his good humor, and cannot 
understand why the survivors of his wrath do not feel as jolly with him 
as he does with them. On the smouldering ruins of Dublin the appeals 
to remember Louvain were presently supplemented by a fresh appeal. 
IRISHMEN, DO YOU WISH TO HAVE THE HORRORS OF WAR 
BROUGHT TO YOUR OWN HEARTHS AND HOMES? Dublin 
laughed sourly. 
As for me I addressed myself quite simply to the business of obtaining 
recruits. I knew by personal experience and observation what anyone 
might have inferred from the records of Irish emigration, that all an
Irishman's hopes and ambitions turn on his opportunities of getting out 
of Ireland. Stimulate his loyalty, and he will stay in Ireland and die for 
her; for, incomprehensible as it seems to an Englishman, Irish 
patriotism does not take the form of devotion to England and England's 
king. Appeal to his discontent, his deadly boredom, his thwarted 
curiosity and desire for change and adventure, and, to escape from 
Ireland, he will go abroad to risk his life for France, for the Papal States, 
for secession in America, and even, if no better may be, for England. 
Knowing that the ignorance and insularity of the Irishman is a danger 
to himself and to his neighbors, I had no scruple in making that appeal 
when there was something for him to fight which the whole world had 
to fight unless it meant to come under the jack boot of the German 
version of Dublin Castle. 
There was another consideration, unmentionable by the recruiting 
sergeants and war orators, which must nevertheless have helped them 
powerfully in procuring soldiers by voluntary enlistment. The happy 
home of the idealist may become common under millennial conditions. 
It is not common at present. No one will ever know how many men 
joined the army in 1914 and 1915 to escape from tyrants and 
taskmasters, termagants and shrews, none of whom are any the less 
irksome when they happen by ill-luck to be also our fathers, our 
mothers, our wives and our children. Even at their amiablest, a holiday 
from them may be a tempting change for all parties. That is why I did 
not endow O'Flaherty V.C. with an ideal Irish colleen for his 
sweetheart, and gave him for his mother a Volumnia of the potato patch 
rather than a affectionate parent from whom he could not so easily have 
torn himself away. 
I need hardly say that a play thus carefully adapted to its purpose was 
voted utterly inadmissible; and in due course the British Government, 
frightened out of its wits for the moment by the rout of the Fifth Army, 
ordained Irish Conscription, and then did not dare to go through with it. 
I still think my own line was the more businesslike. But during the war 
everyone except the soldiers at the front imagined that nothing but an 
extreme assertion of our most passionate prejudices, without the 
smallest regard to their effect on others, could win the war. Finally the 
British blockade won the war; but the wonder is that the British 
blockhead did not lose it. I suppose the enemy was no wiser. War is not
a sharpener of wits; and I am afraid I gave great offence by keeping my    
    
		
	
	
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