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the Gods
On high Olympus do not travel

Along the lane that Progress plods,
The tricks of mortals to unravel:

Let them believe who will they shun
The average of C.B. Fry,
Or
never from their lilied park
A little nearer Clifton run
To watch
with joy the crimson lark
By Jessop bullied to the sky.
They love the Game. So warm they glow,
Not seldom rise imperial
quarrels;
And not so many moons ago
Jove boxed with zeal
Apollo's laurels.
The question ran, Was Arthur Mold
Unfairly
stigmatised by muffs,
Or did he play a dubious prank?
Venus
herself began to scold,
And Gods by dozens on a bank
Profanely
took to fisticuffs!
When on the level mead of Hove
Elastic-sided Ranjitsinhji
With
bowlers neatly juggles, Jove
Of clapping palms is never stingy.

Ambrosia stands neglected; wine
To crack the skull of Hector spills

While Lockwood cudgels brawn and brain;
And when the Prince
leaves ninety-nine,
The cheers go valleywards like rain,
And
hip-hurrah among the hills!
Prone on the lawn in merry mobs,
They note the polished art of
Trumper,
The Surrey Lobster bowling lobs,
The anxious wriggles
of the Stumper.
'Tis not (believe me) theirs to sneer
At what the

modern mortal loves,
But theirs to copy noble sport;
And radiant
hawkers every year
Do splendid trade in bats and gloves
With
Jupiter and all his Court!
THE OLD PROFESSIONAL.
Sixty years since the game begun, Sir,
Sixty years since I took the
crease!
Sixty years in the rain an' sun, Sir,
Death's been tryin' to end
my lease.
Oh, but he's sent me down some corkers,
Given me lots
of nasty jobs;
Mixed length-balls with his dazzlin' Yorkers,
Kickers
an' shooters, grubs an' lobs!
Here I've stood, an' I've met him smilin',
Takin' all of his nasty bumps;

Grantin' at times his luck was rilin'
When reg'lar fizzers tickled the
stumps.
Playin' him straight an' storin' breath, Sir,
Closely watchin'
his artful wrist,
I've had a rare old tussle with Death, Sir,
Slammin'
the loose 'uns, smotherin' twist!
Still I know I'm as keen as ever
Tacklin' the stuff he likes to send,

Cuttin' an' drivin' his best endeavour
While pluck an' muscle an' sight
befriend.
I'm slow, in course; an' at times a stitch, Sir,
Makes me
muddle the stroke I planned;
But I'm not yet ready to leave the pitch,
Sir,
For Lord knows what in the Better Land!
Some dirty day, when eyes are dimmer,
Old Death will have his
chance to scoff;
For up his sleeve he's got a trimmer
Bound to come
a yard from the off!
It'll do me down! But if he's a chap, Sir,
Able to
tell a job well done,
No doubt he'll give his foe a clap, Sir,
Walkin'
out of the crease an' sun.
'Tis more than forty years I've tasted
Sweet and bitter supplied by
Luck,
Never thinkin' an hour was wasted,
Whether I blobbed or
whether I stuck.
Long as I had some kind of wicket,
'Twas never
the wrong 'un, fast or slow;

An' I thank my stars I took to Cricket

Seven-an'-fifty years ago!

The game's been missus an' kids to me, Sir--
Aye, an' a rare good girl
she's been!
I met her first at my father's knee, Sir,
An' married her
young on Richmond Green.
An' as she's proved so true a lover,

Never inclined to scratch or scold,
When the long day's fun at last is
over,
I'll love her still in the churchyard cold!
I've never twisted my brain with thinkin'
The way life goes in the
world above,
But lessons here there ain't no blinkin'
Make me guess
that the Umpire's Love!
God knows I've muffed some easy chances

Of doing good, like a silly lout;
But because He's fairer nor any
fancies
I'm not in a funk of hearin', "Out!"
FIVE YEARS AFTER.
Many a mate of splice and leather,
Out in the stiff autumnal weather,

There we stood by his grave together,
After his innings;
All on a day of misty yellow
Watching in grief a
grim old fellow,
Death, who diddles both young and mellow,
Pocket his winnings.
Flew from his hand the matchless skimmer!
Breaking a yard, the
destined trimmer,
Beating the bat and the eyes grown dimmer,
Shattered the wicket!
Slow to the dark Pavilion wending,
His head
on his breast, with Mercy friending,
The batsman walked to his silent
ending,
Finished with cricket.
Whether or not that gaunt Professor
Noting his man; that stark
Assessor
Of faulty play in the bat's possessor
Clapped for his foeman,
We who had seen that figure splendid

Guarding the stumps so well defended
Wept and cheered when by

craft was ended
Innings and yeoman!
Not long before the ball that beat him,
All ends up, went down to
meet him,
Tie him up in a knot, defeat him
Once and for ever,
He
told his mates that he wished, when hoary
Time put an end to his
famous story,
To trudge with his old brown bag to Glory,
Separate
never!
There on the clods the bag was lying!
There was the rope for the
handle's tying!
How can you wonder we all were crying,
Utterly
broken?
Scarred and shabby it went. We espied it
Deep where the
grave so soon would hide it,
Safe on his heart, with his togs inside it--

Tenderest token!
There we stood by his grave together,
Out in the stiff autumnal
weather,
Many a mate of splice and