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prank??Venus herself began to scold,?And Gods by dozens on a bank?Profanely took to fisticuffs!
When on the level mead of Hove?Elastic-sided Ranjitsinhji?With bowlers neatly juggles, Jove?Of clapping palms is never stingy.?Ambrosia stands neglected; wine?To crack the skull of Hector spills?While Lockwood cudgels brawn and brain;?And when the Prince leaves ninety-nine,?The cheers go valleywards like rain,?And hip-hurrah among the hills!
Prone on the lawn in merry mobs,?They note the polished art of Trumper,?The Surrey Lobster bowling lobs,?The anxious wriggles of the Stumper.?'Tis not (believe me) theirs to sneer?At what the modern mortal loves,?But theirs to copy noble sport;?And radiant hawkers every year?Do splendid trade in bats and gloves?With Jupiter and all his Court!
THE OLD PROFESSIONAL.
Sixty years since the game begun, Sir,?Sixty years since I took the crease!?Sixty years in the rain an' sun, Sir,?Death's been tryin' to end my lease.?Oh, but he's sent me down some corkers,?Given me lots of nasty jobs;?Mixed length-balls with his dazzlin' Yorkers,?Kickers an' shooters, grubs an' lobs!
Here I've stood, an' I've met him smilin',?Takin' all of his nasty bumps;?Grantin' at times his luck was rilin'?When reg'lar fizzers tickled the stumps.?Playin' him straight an' storin' breath, Sir,?Closely watchin' his artful wrist,?I've had a rare old tussle with Death, Sir,?Slammin' the loose 'uns, smotherin' twist!
Still I know I'm as keen as ever?Tacklin' the stuff he likes to send,?Cuttin' an' drivin' his best endeavour?While pluck an' muscle an' sight befriend.?I'm slow, in course; an' at times a stitch, Sir,?Makes me muddle the stroke I planned;?But I'm not yet ready to leave the pitch, Sir,?For Lord knows what in the Better Land!
Some dirty day, when eyes are dimmer,?Old Death will have his chance to scoff;?For up his sleeve he's got a trimmer?Bound to come a yard from the off!?It'll do me down! But if he's a chap, Sir,?Able to tell a job well done,?No doubt he'll give his foe a clap, Sir,?Walkin' out of the crease an' sun.
'Tis more than forty years I've tasted?Sweet and bitter supplied by Luck,?Never thinkin' an hour was wasted,?Whether I blobbed or whether I stuck.?Long as I had some kind of wicket,?'Twas never the wrong 'un, fast or slow;?An' I thank my stars I took to Cricket?Seven-an'-fifty years ago!
The game's been missus an' kids to me, Sir--?Aye, an' a rare good girl she's been!?I met her first at my father's knee, Sir,?An' married her young on Richmond Green.?An' as she's proved so true a lover,?Never inclined to scratch or scold,?When the long day's fun at last is over,?I'll love her still in the churchyard cold!
I've never twisted my brain with thinkin'?The way life goes in the world above,?But lessons here there ain't no blinkin'?Make me guess that the Umpire's Love!?God knows I've muffed some easy chances?Of doing good, like a silly lout;?But because He's fairer nor any fancies?I'm not in a funk of hearin', "Out!"
FIVE YEARS AFTER.
Many a mate of splice and leather,?Out in the stiff autumnal weather,?There we stood by his grave together,
After his innings;?All on a day of misty yellow?Watching in grief a grim old fellow,?Death, who diddles both young and mellow,
Pocket his winnings.
Flew from his hand the matchless skimmer!?Breaking a yard, the destined trimmer,?Beating the bat and the eyes grown dimmer,
Shattered the wicket!?Slow to the dark Pavilion wending,?His head on his breast, with Mercy friending,?The batsman walked to his silent ending,
Finished with cricket.
Whether or not that gaunt Professor?Noting his man; that stark Assessor?Of faulty play in the bat's possessor
Clapped for his foeman,?We who had seen that figure splendid?Guarding the stumps so well defended?Wept and cheered when by craft was ended
Innings and yeoman!
Not long before the ball that beat him,?All ends up, went down to meet him,?Tie him up in a knot, defeat him?Once and for ever,?He told his mates that he wished, when hoary?Time put an end to his famous story,?To trudge with his old brown bag to Glory,?Separate never!
There on the clods the bag was lying!?There was the rope for the handle's tying!?How can you wonder we all were crying,?Utterly broken??Scarred and shabby it went. We espied it?Deep where the grave so soon would hide it,?Safe on his heart, with his togs inside it--?Tenderest token!
There we stood by his grave together,?Out in the stiff autumnal weather,?Many a mate of splice and leather,?After his innings;?All on a day of misty yellow?Watching in pain a grabbing fellow,?Death, who diddles both young and mellow,?Pocket his winnings.
DOCTOR CRICKET.
Dear Tom, I do not like your look,?Your brows are (see the poets) bent;?You're biting hard on Tedium's hook,?You're jaundiced, crumpled, footled, spent.?What's worse, so mischievous your state?You have no pluck to try and trick it.?Here! Cram this cap upon your pate?And come with me to Doctor Cricket!
Don't eye decanters on the shelf.?Your tongue's already thick with fur!?Up, heart! and be your own dear self?As when we chummed at Winchester.?Destroy these pasteboard dancing girls;?This theatre-bubble, come, Tom, prick it!?Love more