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Monsieur Beaucaire
by Booth Tarkington

Chapter One
The young Frenchman did very well what he had planned to do. His
guess that the Duke would cheat proved good. As the unshod
half-dozen figures that had been standing noiselessly in the entryway
stole softly into the shadows of the chamber, he leaned across the table
and smilingly plucked a card out of the big Englishman's sleeve.
"Merci, M. le Duc!" he laughed, rising and stepping back from the
table.
The Englishman cried out, "It means the dirty work of silencing you
with my bare hands!" and came at him.
"Do not move," said M. Beaucaire, so sharply that the other paused.
"Observe behind you."
The Englishman turned, and saw what trap he had blundered into; then
stood transfixed, impotent, alternately scarlet with rage and white with
the vital shame of discovery. M. Beaucaire remarked, indicating the
silent figures by a polite wave of the hand, "Is it not a compliment to
monsieur that I procure six large men to subdue him? They are quite
devote' to me, and monsieur is alone. Could it be that he did not wish
even his lackeys to know he play with the yo'ng Frenchman who
Meestaire Nash does not like in the pomp-room? Monsieur is
unfortunate to have come on foot and alone to my apartment."
The Duke's mouth foamed over with chaotic revilement. His captor
smiled brightly, and made a slight gesture, as one who brushes aside a
boisterous insect. With the same motion he quelled to stony quiet a
resentful impetus of his servants toward the Englishman.

"It's murder, is it, you carrion!" finished the Duke.
M. Beaucaire lifted his shoulders in a mock shiver. "What words! No,
no, no! No killing! A such word to a such host! No, no, not mur-r-der;
only disgrace!" He laughed a clear, light laugh with a rising inflection,
seeming to launch himself upon an adventurous quest for sympathy.
"You little devilish scullion!" spat out the Duke.
"Tut, tut! But I forget. Monsieur has pursue' his studies of deportment
amongs' his fellow-countrymen.
"Do you dream a soul in Bath will take your word that I - that I - "
"That M. le Duc de Winterset had a card up his sleeve?"
"You pitiful stroller, you stableboy, born in a stable - "
"Is it not an honor to be born where monsieur must have been bred?"
"You scurvy foot-boy, you greasy barber, you cutthroat groom - "
"Overwhelm'!" The young man bowed with imperturbable elation. "M.
le Duc appoint' me to all the office' of his househol'."
"You mustachioed fool, there are not five people of quality in Bath will
speak to you - "
"No, monsieur, not on the parade; but how many come to play with me
here? Because I will play always, night or day, for what one will, for
any long, and