Mitch Miller | Page 5

that is, they took off everything
but their pants. Jack had a beard and a big square face, and a chest as
thick as a horse and arms as big as a man's legs. And Ruddy was about
as big only a little shorter, but he wore no beard, but his face and chest
looked clean and slick and he was known to be an awful hard hitter.
Then they got out on a flat place, level and hard sand, and began, my pa
and George Montgomery takin' care of them and about fifty others
watchin' as I said.
They stood and eyed each other and walked around and watched for a
chance. Pretty soon Ruddy hit Jack on the chin and sent his head back
and Jack rushed on Ruddy and got his hands on him, but Ruddy slipped
away. Then Jack hit Ruddy, and Ruddy kind of wheeled around; and
Jack rushed for Ruddy again, and again got his hands on him, but they
slipped off. Then they seemed to get close together and just pound each
other; and pretty soon Ruddy hit Jack and knocked him down. But Jack
got right up and grabbed Ruddy and got an awful grip on him. "He's
goin' to choke him now. He'll get him now, sure." And they tusseled for
a while, Jack tryin' to get Ruddy's throat, but Ruddy always keepin'
away, though pretty near gettin' it. Finally Ruddy broke clear loose and
hit Jack an awful blow right in the chest. Then Jack went crazy mad.
He rushed on Ruddy and got him by the throat and began to choke him.
Meanwhile Ruddy was fightin' Jack's hands away and finally slipped
'em off again and as Jack came for him, Ruddy hit him and knocked
Jack down again. Then he rushed on Jack and was about to choke him
too, but Jack hopped up and kind of run off a little, then turned around
and made for Ruddy again and struck Ruddy and knocked him into a
heap. This was the first time for Ruddy; and he got right up and as Jack
came up, he just rained the blows on Jack until Jack began to wilt and
finally he came up with a regular sledge hammer and Jack fell over on
the sand flat on his back, and lay there, his big white chest just goin' up
and down like a bellows. I forgot to say that Harold Carman was there;
and every time one was knocked down, he began to count. Mitch said if
they counted 25 and you didn't get up, you was whipped. Well, this
time Harold Carman counted 25 and then went on and counted 50 and
still Jack didn't get up, but lay there his breast goin' up and down for air.
Then everybody began to laugh. And the fight was given to Ruddy

Hedgpeth; and when it was, Jack got up and picked up a club and
started for Ruddy to kill him. So all the men pitched on to Jack and
began to hold him; and Jack was bloody and was swearin' and sayin' he
had been tricked and that he could lick Ruddy with one hand in a fair
fight. "Ruddy Hedgpeth is a coward," says Jack; "he put sweet oil on
his chest and throat so I couldn't choke him when I got my hands on
him. He's a coward and I've been tricked."
My pa was not a very big man, but he warn't afraid of no one. And he
says: "Anything was fair, so as to whip, and you're whipped and you'd
better shut up." So Jack made for my pa and pa stooped down and
picked up a rock and stood his ground. The other men interfered; and
George Montgomery said the sweet oil was fair and they all turned on
Jack and he had to take his medicine. Then they broke up and started to
climb the bank; and Mitch and me ran into the woods at the side of the
road and waited until they went.
"How was that?" said Mitch.
"That was wonderful," says I.
"Well, you stick with me, and I'll show you a lot of things. Do you
want to dig for treasure with me?" I said, "Of course"; and Mitch says:
"We'll begin right away in Montgomery's woods. For I've been over
there lots, and there are sloughs of dead limbs and we're bound to find
it. I've got something on to-night. Mr. Bennett's daughter Nellie is goin'
to be married and we can get under the window and see it. It's the
grandest thing ever happened here. The wedding cake has diamonds on
it, and everybody that comes, that's invited, of course, is given some
kind of a gift,