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a pot of
double X to half a score of his own pigs, that Kit should confess it
himself. Now, if that's not having a respect I don't know what is,"
added Dick, with much gravity; "and I put it to your good sense,
whether it is not more likely that Mrs. Loveit, who is as deaf as a post,
should be mistaken, than that he should offer to lay such a wager
respecting a lady of whom he had spoken so disparagingly."
"This will do," thought Dick to himself as he observed the softening of
Miss Philly's features and noted her very remarkable and unnatural
silence--"this will do;" and reiterating his request that the order might
be got ready, he walked out of the shop.
"You'll find that I have settled the matter," observed the young

gentleman to Jem Tyler, after telling him the story, "and you have
nothing to do but to follow up my hints. Did not I manage her famously?
'Twas well I recollected your challenge to Mahony, about that pretty
creature, Harriet Parsons. It had a capital effect, I promise you. Now go
and make yourself decent; put on your Sunday coat, wash your face and
hands, and don't, spare for fine speeches. Be off with you."
"I shall laugh in her face," replied Jem.
"Not you," quoth his sage adviser: "just think of the length of a lawyer's
bill, and you'll be in no danger of laughing. Besides, she's really a
niceish sort of a body enough, a tidyish little soul in her way, and
you're a gay widower--so who knows?"
And home went Dick, chuckling all the way, partly at his own good
management, partly at the new idea which his quick fancy had started.
About a fortnight after, I had occasion to drive into Belford, attended as
usual by master Richard. The bells of St. Stephen's were ringing
merrily as we passed down Oriel Street, and happening to look up at
the well-known sign of the Old Red Cow, we saw that celebrated work
of art surmounted by a bow of white ribbons--a bridal favour. Looking
onward to Miss Philly's door, what should we perceive but Mr. Lamb
standing on the step with a similar cockade, half as big as himself,
stuck in his hat; whilst Miss Wolfe stood simpering behind the counter,
dispensing to her old enemy Sam, and four other grinning boys in their
best apparel, five huge slices of bridecake.
The fact was clear. Jem Tyler and Miss Philly were married.

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