Mike Flannery | Page 3

anything about deceased cats. I wonder do thim dudes in New Yorrk be
thinkin, th' long-haired cat is only fainted, mebby? Do they think they
see Mike Flannery sittin' be th' bedside av th' cat, fannin' it t' bring it
back t' consciousness? Feed it! Niver in me life have I made a specialty
av cats, long-haired or short-haired, an' I do not be pretindin' t' be a
profissor av cats, but 'tis me sittled belief that whin a cat is as dead as
that wan is it stops eatin'."
He looked resentfully at the cat in the box.
"I wonder sh'u'd I put th' late laminted out on th' back porrch till th'
veterinary comes t' take its pulse? I wonder what th' ixpriss company
wants a veterinary t' butt into th' thing fer annyhow? Is it th' custom
nowadays t' require a certificate av health fer every cat that 's as dead as
that wan is before th' funeral comes off? Sure, I do believe th' ixpriss
company has doubts av Mike Flannery's ability t' tell is a cat dead or no.
Mebby 'tis thrue. Mebby so. But wan thing I'm dang sure av, an' that is
that sh'u'd the weather not turrn off t' a cold wave by to-morry mornin'
't will take no coroner t' know th' cat is dead."
He opened the letter again and reread it. As he did so the scowl on his
face increased. He held up the letter and slapped it with the back of his
hand.
"'Kape it carefully in your office,'" he read with scorn. "Sure! An' what
about Flannery? Does th' man think I'm t' sit side be side with th' dead
pussy cat an' thry t' work up me imagination t' thinkin' I'm sittin' in a
garden av tuberoses? 'Tis well enough t' say kape it, but cats like thim
does not kape very well. Th' less said about th' way they kapes th'
betther."
[Illustration: "_''Tis well enough t' say kape it, but cats like thim does
not kape very well'_"]
Timmy entered the office, and as he passed the box he sniffed the air in
a manner that at once roused Flannery's temper.

"Sthop that!" he shouted. "I'll have none av yer foolin' t'-day. What fer
are ye puckerin' up yer nose at th' cat fer? There's nawthin' th' matther
with th' cat. 'Tis as sound as a shillin', an' there 's no call fer ye t' be
sniffin' 'round, Timmy, me lad! Go about yer worrk, an' lave th' cat
alone. 'Twill kape--'twill kape a long time yet. Don't be so previous, me
lad. If ye want t' sniff, there 'll be plinty av time by an' by. Plinty av it."
"Ye ain't goin' t' keep th' cat, are ye?" asked Timmy with surprise.
"Let be," said Flannery softly, with a gentle downward motion of his
hands. "Let be. If 'tis me opinion 't w'u'd be best t' kape th' cat fer some
time, I will kape it. Mike Flannery is th' ixpriss agint av this office, Tim,
me bye, an' sh'u'd he be thinkin' 't w'u'd be best fer th' intherists av th'
company t' kape a cat that is no longer livin', he will. There be manny
things fer ye t' learn, Timmy, before ye know th' whole av th' ixpriss
business, an' dead cats is wan av thim."
"G'wan!" said Timmy with a long-drawn vowel. "I know a dead cat
when I see one, now."
"Mebby," said Flannery shortly. "Mebby. An' mebby not. But do ye
know where Doc Pomeroy hangs out? Go an' fetch him."
As Timmy passed the box on the way out he looked at the cat with
renewed interest. He began to have a slight doubt that he might not
know a dead cat when he saw one, after all, if Flannery was going to
have a veterinary come to look at it. But the cat certainly looked
dead--extremely dead.
Doc Pomeroy was a tall, lank man with a slouch in his shoulders and a
sad, hollow-chested voice. His voice was the deepest and mournfullest
bass. "The boy says you want me to look at a cat," he said in his
hopeless tone. "Where's the cat?"
Flannery walked to the box and stood over it, and Doc Pomeroy stood
at the other side. He did not even bend down to look at the cat.
"That cat's dead," he said without emotion.

"Av course it is," said Flannery. "'Twas dead th' firrst time I seen it."
"The boy said you wanted me to look at a cat," said Doc Pomeroy.
"Sure!" said Flannery. "Sure I did! That's th' cat. I wanted ye t' see th'
cat. What might be yer opinion av it?"
"What do you want me to do