Medical Poems | Page 7

mildewed air,
The
hayseed sprinkled through his scanty hair,
The lichens growing on his
rusty suit--
I've seen a toadstool sprouting on his boot--
Who says I
lie? Does any man presume?--
Toadstool? No matter--call it a
mushroom.
Where is his seat? He moves it every year;
But look,
you'll find him,--he is always here,--

Perhaps you'll track him by a
whiff you know--
A certain flavor of "Elixir Pro."

Now, then, I give you--as you seem to think
We can give toasts
without a drop to drink--
Health to the mighty sleeper,--long live he!

Our brother Rip, M. M. S. S., M. D.!
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