Love Stories | Page 4

question, told
Nineteen's name, but nothing else, Twenty-two had a fair working
knowledge of the day's events.
He seemed to learn about everything but Jane Brown. He knew when a
new baby came, and was even given a glimpse of one, showing, he
considered, about the colour and general contour of a maraschino
cherry. And he learned soon that the god of the hospital is the Staff,
although worship did not blind the nurses to their weaknesses. Thus the
older men, who had been trained before the day of asepsis and modern
methods, were revered but carefully watched. They would get out of
scrubbing their hands whenever they could, and they hated their beards
tied up with gauze. The nurses, keen, competent and kindly, but shrewd,
too, looked after these elderly recalcitrants; loved a few, hated some,
and presented to the world unbroken ranks for their defence.
Twenty-two learned also the story of the First Assistant, who was in
love with one of the Staff, who was married, and did not care for her

anyhow. So she wore tight shoes, and was always beautifully waved,
and read Browning.
She had a way of coming in and saying brightly, as if to reassure
herself:
"Good morning, Twenty-two. Well, God is still in His heaven, and all's
well with the world."
Twenty-two got to feeling awfully uncomfortable about her. She used
to bring him flowers and sit down a moment to rest her feet, which
generally stung. And she would stop in the middle of a sentence and
look into space, but always with a determined smile.
He felt awfully uncomfortable. She was so neat and so efficient--and so
tragic. He tried to imagine being hopelessly in love, and trying to live
on husks of Browning. Not even Mrs. Browning.
The mind is a curious thing. Suddenly, from thinking of Mrs. Browning,
he thought of N. Jane Brown. Of course not by that ridiculous name.
He had learned that she was stationed on that floor. And in the same
flash he saw the Senior Surgical Interne swanking about in white ducks
and just the object for a probationer to fall in love with. He lay there,
and pulled the beginning of the new moustache, and reflected. The First
Assistant was pinning a spray of hyacinth in her cap.
"Look here," he said. "Why can't I be put in a wheeled chair and get
about? One that I can manipulate myself," he added craftily.
She demurred. Indeed, everybody demurred when he put it up to them.
But he had gone through the world to the age of twenty-four, getting
his own way about ninety-seven per cent. of the time. He got it this
time, consisting of a new cast, which he named Elizabeth, and a
roller-chair, and he spent a full day learning how to steer himself
around.
Then, on the afternoon of the third day, rolling back toward the elevator
and the terra incognita which lay beyond, he saw a sign. He stared at it

blankly, because it interfered considerably with a plan he had in mind.
The sign was of tin, and it said:
"No private patients allowed beyond here."
Twenty-two sat in his chair and stared at it. The plaster cast stretched
out in front of him, and was covered by a grey blanket. With the
exception of the trifling formality of trousers, he was well dressed in a
sack coat, a shirt, waistcoat, and a sort of college-boy collar and tie,
which one of the orderlies had purchased for him. His other things were
in that extremely expensive English car which the city was storing.
The plain truth is that Twenty-two was looking for Jane Brown. Since
she had not come to him, he must go to her. He particularly wanted to
set her right as to Mabel. And he felt, too, that that trick about
respirations had not been entirely fair.
He was, of course, not in the slightest degree in love with her. He had
only seen her once, and then he had had a broken leg and a quarter
grain of morphia and a burned moustache and no eyebrows left to
speak of.
But there was the sign. It was hung to a nail beside the elevator shaft.
And far beyond, down the corridor, was somebody in a blue dress and
no cap. It might be anybody, but again----
Twenty-two looked around. The elevator had just gone down at its
usual rate of a mile every two hours. In the convalescent parlour, where
private patients en negligée complained about the hospital food, the
nurse in charge was making a new cap. Over all the hospital brooded an
after-luncheon peace.
Twenty-two wheeled up under the sign and considered his average of
ninety-seven per cent. Followed in sequence these events: