Lippincotts Magazine, July 1885 | Page 2

"Moods," Dothegirls Hall, Etymology of "Babe," The, Feuds and Lynch-Law in the Southwest, Future for Women, A, Ice-Saints, The, Man who Laughs, The, Mystifications of Authoresses, Old Songs and Sweet Singers, Reminiscence of Harriet Martineau, A, Svenska Maid, A, Tourgéneff's Idea of Bazaroff, Virginia Lady of the Old School, A, Why we Forget Names,

POETRY:
Carcanet, A, _John B. Tabb_ Elusive, _Sarah D. Hobart_ Epitaph written in the Sand on a Butterfly Drowned in the Sea, Helen Gray Cone Into Thy Hands, Stuart Sterne Mithra, _Charles L. Hildreth_ Morning, Florence Earle Coates On a Noble Character marred by littleness, Charlotte Fiske Bates Probation, Florence Earle Coates Rose Romance, Ada Nichols Shadows All, Paul Hamilton Hayne Song, Robertson Trowbridge "What do I Wish for You?" ,Carlotta Perry Wood-Thrush at Sunset,_Mary C. Peckham_
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LIPPINCOTT'S MAGAZINE
_JULY, 1885_.

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VII.
It has not been concealed that, with all his fine qualities, Mr. Ketchum was an obstinate man, and so, in spite of his wife's remonstrances, he came down-stairs next morning--Sunday morning--in a dress that she had assured him was "only fit for one's bedroom,"--namely, a very gorgeous Oriental dressing-gown (Mabel's gift the preceding Christmas), with a fez on his head, and on his feet a pair of slippers of amazing workmanship and soundlessness, the joy of his feet, if not of his heart. Thus accoutred, he prowled about on the lower floor, looking after various things, and, going into the pantry for something, he chanced to look through the small window used for the transmission of dishes from the next room, and saw Parsons holding a pile of letters one by one over a steaming kettle. Unconscious of his proximity, the respectable Parsons dexterously and neatly opened several envelopes with a practised hand, and then transferred the letters to her pocket, to be enjoyed at her leisure, after which she laid hold of the kettle and retired into the kitchen beyond.
"Well, upon my word, if that isn't the coolest thing I ever saw!" exclaimed Mr. Ketchum mentally, and, feeling that he had made a great discovery, was at first for sharing it immediately with Parsons's mistress; but on reflection he thought differently. "It is her funeral: I guess I had better not meddle: there would be a great scene," he thought. "At any rate, I'll wait until they are leaving before putting her on her guard." He went back to the dining-room to his newspaper, and sat there until the others came down.
Miss Noel was not long in the room before an idea struck her. "Did you not say that your post-bag containing the night's mail would be sent over this morning?" she asked.
"I did. It came about an hour ago," said Mr. Ketchum.
"How very nice! I hope there may be something for me. It is so very trying to get no news from England," said Miss Noel.
"Why, Mabel had twenty-three letters laid aside for you until you should come. Didn't she give them to you?" asked Mr. Ketchum. "Were none of those from England?"
"Oh, yes. But that was three days since, and I've heard nothing for a fortnight. If Parsons has quite finished with the letters, I suppose I may as well have them. And she must be, by this. Would you kindly ring and send for them?" said Miss Noel.
"What! you know that she reads your letters?" exclaimed Mr. Ketchum, surprised.
"Oh, dear, yes. They all do. It is very tiresome, but they will do it. Parsons is generally good enough to let me have them quite promptly; but she reads them, of course,--all but my cousin Blanche Best's letters. Blanche has always been my most intimate friend, and can't bear the idea: so she blocked the game by a most ingenious device. She writes one sentence in French, the next in Italian, the third in English,--at least she did until a happier plan suggested itself: now she writes English in German text. It answers perfectly; but it is having a great effect on Parsons, quite undermining her constitution, I fear, especially when important things are happening at 'The Court,' where I often go. I sometimes wickedly slip one of Blanche's letters under the pin-cushion, as if with the intention of concealing it, and I have so enjoyed seeing Parsons whip it under her apron when she got the chance, knowing that she could not make out a single word. She really looked quite green afterward for a week: pure chagrin."
"I am sure I have done everything that I could think of to keep my letters from my man," said Sir Robert, "but quite without success. I think he finds my correspondence a little dull sometimes, as compared with that of a former place. He came to me from the greatest scamp in England; and I can fancy that the letters there were