which had filled me with such anxiety. Then, I extinguished all 
the candles, and, groping my way, I slipped under the bedclothes. 
For at least another hour, I remained awake, starting at the slightest 
sound. Everything seemed quiet in the chateau. I fell asleep. 
I must have been in a deep sleep for a long time, but all of a sudden, I 
was awakened with a start by the fall of a heavy body tumbling right on 
top of my own body, and, at the same time, I received on my face, on 
my neck, and on my chest a burning liquid which made me utter a howl 
of pain. And a dreadful noise, as if a sideboard laden with plates and 
dishes had fallen down, penetrated my ears. 
I felt myself suffocating under the weight that was crushing me and 
preventing me from moving. I stretched out my hand to find out what 
was the nature of this object. I felt a face, a nose, and whiskers. Then 
with all my strength I launched out a blow over this face. But I 
immediately received a hail of cuffings which made me jump straight 
out of the soaked sheets, and rush in my nightshirt into the corridor, the 
door of which I found open. 
O stupor! it was broad daylight. The noise brought my friends hurrying 
into the apartment, and we found, sprawling over my improvised bed,
the dismayed valet, who, while bringing me my morning cup of tea, 
had tripped over this obstacle in the middle of the floor, and fallen on 
his stomach, spilling, in spite of himself, my breakfast over my face. 
The precautions I had taken in closing the shutters and going to sleep in 
the middle of the room had only brought about the interlude I had been 
striving to avoid. 
Ah! how they all laughed that day! 
 
Ghosts 
Just at the time when the Concordat was in its most flourishing 
condition, a young man belonging to a wealthy and highly respected 
middle-class family went to the office of the head of the police at P----, 
and begged for his help and advice, which was immediately promised 
him. 
"My father threatens to disinherit me," the young man then began, 
"although I have never offended against the laws of the State, of 
morality or of his paternal authority, merely because I do not share his 
blind reverence for the Catholic Church and her Ministers. On that 
account he looks upon me, not merely as Latitudinarian, but as a 
perfect Atheist, and a faithful old manservant of ours, who is much 
attached to me, and who accidentally saw my father's will, told me in 
confidence that he had left all his property to the Jesuits. I think this is 
highly suspicious, and I fear that the priests have been maligning me to 
my father. Until less than a year ago, we used to live very quietly and 
happily together, but ever since he has had so much to do with the 
clergy, our domestic peace and happiness are at an end." 
"What you have told me," the official replied, "is as likely as it is 
regrettable, but I fail to see how I can interfere in the matter. Your 
father is in full possession of all his mental faculties, and can dispose of 
all his property exactly as he pleases. I also think that your protest is 
premature; you must wait until his will can legally take effect, and then
you can invoke the aid of justice; I am sorry to say that I can do nothing 
for you." 
"I think you will be able to," the young man replied; "for I believe that 
a very clever piece of deceit is being carried on here." 
"How? Please explain yourself more clearly." 
"When I remonstrated with him, yesterday evening, he referred to my 
dead mother, and at last assured me, in a voice of the deepest 
conviction, that she had frequently appeared to him, and had threatened 
him with all the torments of the damned if he did not disinherit his son, 
who had fallen away from God, and leave all his property to the Church. 
Now I do not believe in ghosts." 
"Neither do I," the police director replied; "but I cannot well do 
anything on this dangerous ground if I had nothing but superstitions to 
go upon. You know how the Church rules all our affairs since the 
Concordat with Rome, and if I investigate this matter, and obtain no 
results, I am risking my post. It would be very different if you could 
adduce any proofs for your suspicions. I do not deny that I should like 
to see the clerical party, which will, I fear, be the ruin of Austria, 
receive a staggering blow; try,    
    
		
	
	
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