Laughable Lyrics

The Project Gutenberg eBook, Laughable Lyrics, by Edward Lear
This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.net
Title: Laughable Lyrics
Author: Edward Lear
Release Date: October 8, 2004 [eBook #13649]
Language: English
Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1
***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK LAUGHABLE LYRICS***
E-text prepared by Dave Newman, Ben Courtney, A. Deubelbeiss, Stan Goodman, and Project Gutenberg Distributed Proofreaders
Note: Project Gutenberg also has an HTML version of this file which
includes the original illustrations and music clips as well as midi, pdf, and lilypond files.?See 13649-h.htm or 13649-h.zip:?() or?()
LAUGHABLE LYRICS
A Fourth Book of Nonsense Poems, Songs, Botany, Music, etc.
by
EDWARD LEAR
Author of the Book of Nonsense_, _More Nonsense,?Nonsense Songs, Stories, etc., etc.
With all the Original Illustrations
[Illustration]
CONTENTS
LAUGHABLE LYRICS
THE DONG WITH A LUMINOUS NOSE?THE TWO OLD BACHELORS?THE PELICAN CHORUS?THE YONGHY-BONGHY-B��?THE POBBLE WHO HAS NO TOES?THE NEW VESTMENTS?MR. AND MRS. DISCOBBOLOS?THE QUANGLE WANGLE'S HAT?THE CUMMERBUND?THE AKOND OF SWAT
NONSENSE BOTANY
" ALPHABET, No. 5?" " No. 6
LAUGHABLE LYRICS.
THE DONG WITH A LUMINOUS NOSE.
[Illustration]
When awful darkness and silence reign?Over the great Gromboolian plain,
Through the long, long wintry nights;?When the angry breakers roar?As they beat on the rocky shore;
When Storm-clouds brood on the towering heights?Of the Hills of the Chankly Bore,--
Then, through the vast and gloomy dark?There moves what seems a fiery spark,--
A lonely spark with silvery rays?Piercing the coal-black night,--?A Meteor strange and bright:?Hither and thither the vision strays,
A single lurid light.
Slowly it wanders, pauses, creeps,--?Anon it sparkles, flashes, and leaps;?And ever as onward it gleaming goes?A light on the Bong-tree stems it throws.?And those who watch at that midnight hour?From Hall or Terrace or lofty Tower,?Cry, as the wild light passes along,--
"The Dong! the Dong!?The wandering Dong through the forest goes!?The Dong! the Dong!?The Dong with a luminous Nose!"
Long years ago?The Dong was happy and gay,?Till he fell in love with a Jumbly Girl?Who came to those shores one day.?For the Jumblies came in a sieve, they did,--?Landing at eve near the Zemmery Fidd
Where the Oblong Oysters grow,?And the rocks are smooth and gray.?And all the woods and the valleys rang?With the Chorus they daily and nightly sang,--
"_Far and few, far and few,?Are the lands where the Jumblies live;?Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,?And they went to sea in a sieve._"
Happily, happily passed those days!?While the cheerful Jumblies staid;?They danced in circlets all night long,?To the plaintive pipe of the lively Dong,?In moonlight, shine, or shade.?For day and night he was always there?By the side of the Jumbly Girl so fair,?With her sky-blue hands and her sea-green hair;?Till the morning came of that hateful day?When the Jumblies sailed in their sieve away,?And the Dong was left on the cruel shore?Gazing, gazing for evermore,--?Ever keeping his weary eyes on?That pea-green sail on the far horizon,--?Singing the Jumbly Chorus still?As he sate all day on the grassy hill,--
"_Far and few, far and few,?Are the lands where the Jumblies live;?Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,?And they went to sea in a sieve_."
But when the sun was low in the West,
The Dong arose and said,--?"What little sense I once possessed
Has quite gone out of my head!"?And since that day he wanders still?By lake and forest, marsh and hill,?Singing, "O somewhere, in valley or plain,?Might I find my Jumbly Girl again!?For ever I'll seek by lake and shore?Till I find my Jumbly Girl once more!"
Playing a pipe with silvery squeaks,?Since then his Jumbly Girl he seeks;?And because by night he could not see,?He gathered the bark of the Twangum Tree?On the flowery plain that grows.?And he wove him a wondrous Nose,--?A Nose as strange as a Nose could be!
Of vast proportions and painted red,?And tied with cords to the back of his head.
In a hollow rounded space it ended?With a luminous Lamp within suspended,
All fenced about
With a bandage stout
To prevent the wind from blowing it out;

And with holes all round to send the light?In gleaming rays on the dismal night
And now each night, and all night long,?Over those plains still roams the Dong;?And above the wail of the Chimp and Snipe?You may hear the squeak of his plaintive pipe,?While ever he seeks, but seeks in vain,?To meet with his Jumbly Girl again;?Lonely and wild, all night he goes,--?The Dong with a luminous Nose!?And all who watch at the midnight hour,?From Hall or Terrace or lofty Tower,?Cry, as they trace the Meteor bright,?Moving along through the dreary night,--
"This is the hour when forth