a thing ever to talk
seriously about it. [Moves up C.]
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. What does he mean? Do, as a concession to my poor wits,
Lord Darlington, just explain to me what you really mean.
LORD DARLINGTON. [Coming down back of table.] I think I had better not, Duchess.
Nowadays to be intelligible is to be found out. Good-bye! [Shakes hands with
DUCHESS.] And now--[goes up stage] Lady Windermere, good-bye. I may come
to-night, mayn't I? Do let me come.
LADY WINDERMERE. [Standing up stage with LORD DARLINGTON.] Yes, certainly.
But you are not to say foolish, insincere things to people.
LORD DARLINGTON. [Smiling.] Ah! you are beginning to reform me. It is a dangerous
thing to reform any one, Lady Windermere. [Bows, and exit C.]
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. [Who has risen, goes C.] What a charming, wicked creature!
I like him so much. I'm quite delighted he's gone! How sweet you're looking! Where DO
you get your gowns? And now I must tell you how sorry I am for you, dear Margaret.
[Crosses to sofa and sits with LADY WINDERMERE.] Agatha, darling!
LADY AGATHA. Yes, mamma. [Rises.]
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. Will you go and look over the photograph album that I see
there?
LADY AGATHA. Yes, mamma. [Goes to table up L.]
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. Dear girl! She is so fond of photographs of Switzerland.
Such a pure taste, I think. But I really am so sorry for you, Margaret
LADY WINDERMERE. [Smiling.] Why, Duchess?
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. Oh, on account of that horrid woman. She dresses so well,
too, which makes it much worse, sets such a dreadful example. Augustus--you know my
disreputable brother--such a trial to us all--well, Augustus is completely infatuated about
her. It is quite scandalous, for she is absolutely inadmissible into society. Many a woman
has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit.
LADY WINDERMERE. Whom are you talking about, Duchess?
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. About Mrs. Erlynne.
LADY WINDERMERE. Mrs. Erlynne? I never heard of her, Duchess. And what HAS
she to do with me?
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. My poor child! Agatha, darling!
LADY AGATHA. Yes, mamma.
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. Will you go out on the terrace and look at the sunset?
LADY AGATHA. Yes, mamma. [Exit through window, L.]
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. Sweet girl! So devoted to sunsets! Shows such refinement of
feeling, does it not? After all, there is nothing like Nature, is there?
LADY WINDERMERE. But what is it, Duchess? Why do you talk to me about this
person?
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. Don't you really know? I assure you we're all so distressed
about it. Only last night at dear Lady Jansen's every one was saying how extraordinary it
was that, of all men in London, Windermere should behave in such a way.
LADY WINDERMERE. My husband--what has HE got to do with any woman of that
kind?
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. Ah, what indeed, dear? That is the point. He goes to see her
continually, and stops for hours at a time, and while he is there she is not at home to any
one. Not that many ladies call on her, dear, but she has a great many disreputable men
friends--my own brother particularly, as I told you--and that is what makes it so dreadful
about Windermere. We looked upon HIM as being such a model husband, but I am afraid
there is no doubt about it. My dear nieces--you know the Saville girls, don't you?--such
nice domestic creatures--plain, dreadfully plain, but so good-- well, they're always at the
window doing fancy work, and making ugly things for the poor, which I think so useful
of them in these dreadful socialistic days, and this terrible woman has taken a house in
Curzon Street, right opposite them--such a respectable street, too! I don't know what
we're coming to! And they tell me that Windermere goes there four and five times a
week--they SEE him. They can't help it--and although they never talk scandal, they--well,
of course--they remark on it to every one. And the worst of it all is that I have been told
that this woman has got a great deal of money out of somebody, for it seems that she
came to London six months ago without anything at all to speak of, and now she has this
charming house in Mayfair, drives her ponies in the Park every afternoon and all--well,
all--since she has known poor dear Windermere.
LADY WINDERMERE. Oh, I can't believe it!
DUCHESS OF BERWICK. But it's quite true, my dear. The whole of London knows it.
That is why I felt it was better to come and talk to you, and advise you to take
Windermere away at once to Homburg or to Aix,
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