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he comes
to the gate, and I am afraid we stand at it a little longer than is
necessary, especially if Elizabeth Hamilton Carter is sitting on the
porch.
I wonder why Satan walks right into me every time I see that piece of
pretty pink-and-whiteness! He has never taken possession of me in that
way before; but something about her just starts him off, and before I
know it I am doing what I wouldn't think of doing if she were not
around. She is perfectly furious with me, and I must say her manners, if
they are Southern, could be improved. At best she is not much of a
talker, I have been told; but since I arrived her little mouth has been
shut so tight that I wonder how she breathes; and if she has spoken a
dozen words to me since the night I came, they were too
between-the-teethy for me to hear. I didn't want her beau, and I
wouldn't have dreamed of noticing him if I had known how she felt
about him; but after she tried the freezing act on me I didn't tell Satan
to get behind me, as I suppose I should have done. I just went along
and took things as they came, and the first thing I knew I was in love
myself, and from the words of his mouth concerning the meditations of
his heart he seemingly has recovered from a former attack and is in for
a new one. Maybe we were not as considerate of the rejecter as we
might have been. Of course, I never knew for a long time why the
engagement was broken. He didn't tell me and no one else seemed to
know, and when I found out-- But that was a long time after--when I
found out.
His name is Whythe Rives Eppes. The only things I don't like about
him are his front teeth and his relations. He could get three new teeth,
but nothing in human power could rid him of his relatives. There are
four of them--Mother, Sister, Sister Edwina, and Miss Lily Lou, and
may God have mercy on the girl who marries the male member of the
family and goes into their home to live! He is a perfectly grand sort to
be in love with, and I am almost sure I am in love or I wouldn't feel so
thrilly when I see him coming. But being in love is one thing and

getting married is a very different other, and there isn't a man person
living I want to think of marrying yet. It's awfully interesting, too, to
learn the different ways in which love can be made. Twickenham Town
may be slow about many things, but in others it is so quick it takes your
breath away. Whythe became personal in conversation the fourth time I
was with him. It was at the Braxtons' party and conditions were
favorable, but, not expecting the turn that was taken, I was as excited as
if I had never heard remarks of a similar character before, and the first
thing I knew I had promised Whythe (he begged me to call him
Whythe) to go horseback-riding with him the next day. We went--I on
Skylark, who is the joy of my life, and he on a borrowed horse, and we
had a perfectly wonderful time. I don't think Whythe will ever be much
of a lawyer, but as a love-maker he hasn't an equal on earth--that is, any
I have ever heard.
As we rode down the main street of Twickenham everybody in the
town seemed on it. Princess Street is the only one called by a name,
though of course the others have names, and it is the place where
everybody meets everybody else and learns all the news; and if
anybody went to sleep that night without knowing that Whythe and I
had started on a ride at ten o'clock in the morning and didn't get back
until three it was because that person was too deaf to hear and couldn't
understand the movement of lips. I didn't know I was doing anything I
oughtn't, and if I did it I am not sorry. I had a grand time. It was a
gorgeous day and cool enough for me to wear my brown-linen
riding-habit and high boots, which, with a stock collar and small sailor
hat, made me look real nice, and the way the people stared at me you
would have thought they had never seen a divided skirt before, and--oh,
my granny!--the faces of the family (Whythe's family) as we passed
their house! I smiled the politest and properest I knew and they bowed
back, but in a way that made me laugh