King Henry IV, Part 1 | Page 5

drone of a Lincolnshire bagpipe.
PRINCE.?What say'st thou to a hare, or the melancholy of Moor-ditch?
FAL.?Thou hast the most unsavoury similes, and art, indeed, the?most comparative, rascalliest, sweet young prince,--But, Hal, I pr'ythee trouble me no more with vanity. I would to God thou and I knew where a commodity of good names were to be bought. An old lord of the Council rated me the other day in the street about you, sir,--but I mark'd him not; and yet he talk'd very wisely,--but I regarded him not; and yet he talk'd wisely, and in the street too.
PRINCE.?Thou didst well; for wisdom cries out in the streets, and no man regards it.
FAL.?O, thou hast damnable iteration, and art, indeed, able to corrupt a saint.?Thou hast done much harm upon me, Hal; God forgive thee for it! Before I knew thee, Hal, I knew nothing; and now am I, if a man should speak truly, little better than one of the wicked. I must give over this life, and I will give it over; by the Lord, an I do not, I am a villain: I'll be damn'd for never a king's son in Christendom.
PRINCE.?Where shall we take a purse to-morrow, Jack?
FAL.?Zounds, where thou wilt, lad; I'll make one: an I do not, call me villain, and baffle me.
PRINCE.?I see a good amendment of life in thee,--from praying to?purse-taking.
FAL.?Why, Hal, 'tis my vocation, Hal; 'tis no sin for a man to labour in his vocation.
[Enter Pointz.]
--Pointz!--Now shall we know if Gadshill have set a match. O, if men were to be saved by merit, what hole in Hell were hot enough for him? This is the most omnipotent villain that ever cried Stand! to a true man.
PRINCE.?Good morrow, Ned.
POINTZ.?Good morrow, sweet Hal.--What says Monsieur Remorse? what?says Sir John Sack-and-sugar? Jack, how agrees the Devil and thee about thy soul, that thou soldest him on Good-Friday last for a cup of Madeira and a cold capon's leg?
PRINCE.?Sir John stands to his word,--the Devil shall have his bargain; for he was never yet a breaker of proverbs,--he will give the Devil his due.
POINTZ.?Then art thou damn'd for keeping thy word with the Devil.
PRINCE.?Else he had been damn'd for cozening the Devil.
POINTZ.?But, my lads, my lads, to-morrow morning, by four o'clock,?early at Gads-hill! there are pilgrims gong to Canterbury?with rich offerings, and traders riding to London with fat?purses: I have visards for you all; you have horses for?yourselves: Gadshill lies to-night in Rochester: I have bespoke supper to-morrow night in Eastcheap: we may do it as secure as sleep. If you will go, I will stuff your purses full of crowns; if you will not, tarry at home and be hang'd.
FAL.?Hear ye, Yedward; if I tarry at home and go not, I'll hang you for going.
POINTZ.?You will, chops?
FAL.?Hal, wilt thou make one?
PRINCE.?Who, I rob? I a thief? not I, by my faith.
FAL.?There's neither honesty, manhood, nor good fellowship in thee, nor thou camest not of the blood royal, if thou darest not stand for ten shillings.
PRINCE.?Well, then, once in my days I'll be a madcap.
FAL.?Why, that's well said.
PRINCE.?Well, come what will, I'll tarry at home.
FAL.?By the Lord, I'll be a traitor, then, when thou art king.
PRINCE.?I care not.
POINTZ.
Sir John, I pr'ythee, leave the Prince and me alone: I will lay him down such reasons for this adventure, that he shall go.
FAL.?Well, God give thee the spirit of persuasion, and him the ears of profiting, that what thou speakest may move, and what he hears may be believed, that the true Prince may, for recreationsake, prove a false thief; for the poor abuses of the time want?countenance. Farewell; you shall find me in Eastcheap.
PRINCE.?Farewell, thou latter Spring! farewell, All-hallown Summer!
[Exit Falstaff.]
POINTZ.?Now, my good sweet honey-lord, ride with us to-morrow: I?have a jest to execute that I cannot manage alone. Falstaff, Bardolph, Peto, and Gadshill, shall rob those men that we have already waylaid: yourself and I will not be there; and when they have the booty, if you and I do not rob them, cut this head off from my shoulders.
PRINCE.?But how shall we part with them in setting forth?
POINTZ.?Why, we will set forth before or after them, and appoint them a place of meeting, wherein it is at our pleasure to fail; and then will they adventure upon the exploit themselves; which they shall have no sooner achieved but we'll set upon them.
PRINCE.?Ay, but 'tis like that they will know us by our horses, by our habits, and by every other appointment, to be ourselves.
POINTZ.?Tut! our horses they shall not see,--I'll tie them in the wood; our visards we will change, after we leave them; and, sirrah, I have cases of buckram for the nonce, to immask our noted?outward garments.
PRINCE.?But I doubt they will be too hard for us.
POINTZ.?Well, for two of them, I know