King Arthurs Socks and Other Village Plays | Page 7

have come to afflict me with more romantic folly!
ASENATH. (_with concern_) What is the matter with you, Joseph?
JOSEPH. What is the matter with me? Nothing is the matter with me. Why do you ask?
ASENATH. I think you are not well. You are behaving queerly. You must have been working too hard. How are your nerves?
She approaches him solicitously.
JOSEPH. (_retreating around the table_) Leave me alone, I tell you! Even in my own room can I have no peace? Must I be dogged even in my dreams by shameless and unscrupulous females? Oh, unfortunate youth that I am!
ASENATH. (_setting her candle down on the table_) Now I know what is the matter with you, Joseph! You have an obsession.
JOSEPH. What is an obsession?
ASENATH. Don't you know what an obsession is? (_She sits down on the stool at the end of the table_). Haven't you heard of the great wizard in the land of the barbarians who explains everything by a new magic?
JOSEPH. Is he the author of that popular new dream-book?
ASENATH. Yes. All Egypt is mad on the subject of dreams. Everybody, from Pharaoh to the fiddler's wife, is telling about his latest dream, or listening to some one else tell his.
JOSEPH. (_sitting down on the other stool_) Speaking of dreams, I had a curious one just before you came in.
ASENATH. Did you, Joseph? Tell it to me.
She leans across the table.
JOSEPH. I dreamed--that I saw a dragon with many heads. And each head had the face of a beautiful woman. I was frightened. But I took up a sword and struck. And all the heads except one were severed. All except one. And this one had upon it a crown of iron and a crown of gold. And then the dragon took the crowns from its head, and offered them to me! I did not know what to do. . . . And then I awoke.
ASENATH. Shall I interpret your dream for you, Joseph? The dragon with the many heads signifies the women of Egypt, who are all in love with you. The one that remains when you have struck off the rest, is the one who will succeed where all the others have failed. The crown of iron signifies power. The crown of gold, riches. She offers them to you. . .
JOSEPH. (_leaning forward_) Asenath--do you really think it means--
ASENATH. (_coldly_) I really think it means that you have a persecution--mania. You imagine that every woman you meet has designs on you. . . . I suppose you think that I came here to make love to you?
JOSEPH. No, my dear Asenath. I know better than that. When young women come to my room at midnight, it is only to borrow a book to read--or to ask my advice about their personal affairs. I know, because they tell me so. Which did you come for--a book, or advice?
ASENATH. Neither. I came to give a book to you--and to give you some advice.... Do you remember telling me, once in Heliopolis, that the man who knew enough about the climate of Egypt to predict a famine could make himself the richest man in the kingdom? Well--here is everything you want to know, in an old book I found in my father's library in Heliopolis. This is the book I came to give you.
She holds out a scroll.
JOSEPH. (_taking it_) Dear Asenath--
ASENATH. (_interrupting him_) And now the advice. It is this. Ally yourself to the wisest woman in the land of Egypt--one who can teach you to interpret the dreams of Pharaoh. Then you shall become the second in power in the kingdom.
JOSEPH. The second in power in the kingdom! Asenath--do not mock me. Can you do this?
ASENATH. I swear that I can and will!
JOSEPH. (_overcome_) You do love me....
ASENATH. (_jumping up_) Love you! What nonsense! (_Scornfully_) Love!
JOSEPH. You--you don't love me?
ASENATH. Not in the least!
JOSEPH. But--but--then what are you doing it for?
ASENATH. I am doing it for myself. Do you think I wish to stay in Heliopolis all my life? No--I want power and riches--and I intend to have them. But I cannot get them, unfortunately, without wasting my time with some man.
JOSEPH. And I--?
ASENATH. You are the man.
JOSEPH. Admirable!
ASENATH. Hate me if you will--
JOSEPH. On the contrary! (He goes toward her.) Wonderful creature!
ASENATH. (_retreating_) What do you say?
JOSEPH. I say that you are a woman after my own heart. (_He holds out his arms. She retreats to the other end of the table_.) I did not think that there existed in all the world a woman as profoundly egoistic, as unscrupulously ambitious, as myself. You are my true mate. Come, we shall rule Egypt together!
ASENATH. (_in front of the table_) Am I to understand that this is a strictly business proposition?
JOSEPH. No. It is a declaration of love. I