Jeff Briggss Love Story | Page 5

a furious blast shook the house, the
door yielded slightly and impelled a thin, meek-looking stranger
violently against Jeff, who still struggled with it.
"An accident has occurred," began the stranger, "and"--but here the
wind charged again, blew open the door, pinned Jeff behind it back
against the wall, overturned the dripping stranger, dashed up the
staircase, and slammed every door in the house, ending triumphantly

with No. 14, and a crash of glass in the window.
"'Come, rouse up!" said Jeff, still struggling with the door, "rouse up
and lend a hand yer!"
Thus abjured, the stranger crept along the wall towards Jeff and began
again, "We have met with an accident." But here another and mightier
gust left him speechless, covered him with spray of a wildly
disorganized water-spout that, dangling from the roof, seemed to be
playing on the front door, drove him into black obscurity and again
sandwiched his host between the door and the wall. Then there was a
lull, and in the midst of it Yuba Bill, driver of the "Pioneer" coach,
quietly and coolly, impervious in waterproof, walked into the hall,
entered the bar-room, took a candle, and, going behind the bar, selected
a bottle, critically examined it, and, returning, poured out a quantity of
whiskey in a glass and gulped it in a single draught.
All this while Jeff was closing the door, and the meek-looking man was
coming into the light again.
Yuba Bill squared his elbows behind him and rested them on the bar,
crossed his legs easily and awaited them. In reply to Jeff's inquiring but
respectful look, he said shortly--
"Oh, you're thar, are ye?"
"Yes, Bill."
"Well, this yer new-fangled road o' yours is ten feet deep in the hollow
with back water from the North Fork! I've taken that yar coach inter
fower feet of it, and then I reckoned I couldn't hev any more. 'I'll stand
on this yer hand,' sez I; I brought the horses up yer and landed 'em in
your barn to eat their blessed heads off till the water goes down. That's
wot's the matter, old man, and jist about wot I kalkilated on from those
durned old improvements o' yours."
Coloring a little at this new count in the general indictment against the
uselessness of the "Half-way House," Jeff asked if there were "any

passengers?"
Yuba Bill indicated the meek stranger with a jerk of his thumb. "And
his wife and darter in the coach. They're all right and tight, ez if they
was in the Fifth Avenue Hotel. But I reckon he allows to fetch 'em up
yer," added Bill, as if he strongly doubted the wisdom of the transfer.
The meek man, much meeker for the presence of Bill, here suggested
that such indeed was his wish, and further prayed that Jeff would
accompany him to the coach to assist in bringing them up. "It's rather
wet and dark," said the man apologetically; "my daughter is not strong.
Have you such a thing as a waterproof?"
Jeff had not; but would a bear-skin do?
It would.
Jeff ran, tore down his extempore window curtain, and returned with it.
Yuba Bill, who had quietly and disapprovingly surveyed the
proceeding, here disengaged himself from the bar with evident
reluctance.
"You'll want another man," he said to Jeff, "onless ye can carry double.
Ez HE," indicating the stranger, "ez no sort o' use, he'd better stay here
and 'tend bar,' while you and me fetch the wimmen off. 'Specially ez I
reckon we've got to do some tall wadin' by this time to reach 'em."
The meek man sat down helplessly in a chair indicated by Bill, who at
once strode after Jeff. In another moment they were both fighting their
way, step by step, against the storm, in that peculiar, drunken,
spasmodic way so amusing to the spectator and so exasperating to the
performer. It was no time for conversation, even interjectional profanity
was dangerously exhaustive.
The coach was scarcely a thousand yards away, but its bright lights
were reflected in a sheet of dark silent water that stretched between it
and the two men. Wading and splashing, they soon reached it, and a
gully where the surplus water was pouring into the valley below.

"Fower feet o' water round her, but can't get any higher. So ye see she's
all right for a month o' sich weather." Inwardly admiring the
perspicacity of his companion, Jeff was about to open the coach door
when Bill interrupted.
"I'll pack the old woman, if you'll look arter the darter and enny little
traps."
A female face, anxious and elderly, here appeared at the window.
"Thet's my little game," said Bill, sotto voce.
"Is there any danger? where is my husband?" asked the woman
impatiently.
"Ez