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know they are one husband. Between speculation and
knowledge why so futile a thing as a quarrel? I proceed therefore to my
originally self-appointed and fantastic task.
But on reflection, before beginning, I must honestly admit that if it had
not been for Barbara I should write of these things with half-knowledge.
Sex is a queer and incalculable solvent of human confidence. There are
certain revelations that men will make only to a man, certain
revelations likewise that women will make only to a man. On the other
hand, a woman is told things by her sister women and her brother men
which, but for her, would never reach a man's ears. So by combining
the information obtained from our family encyclopædia under the
feminine heading of China with that obtained under the masculine
heading of Philosophy, I can, figuratively speaking, like the famous

student, issue my treatise on Chinese Philosophy.
* * * * *
One miraculous morning in late May, not so very many years ago,
when the parrot-tulips in my garden were expanding themselves
wantonly to the sun, and the lilac and laburnum which I caught, as I sat
at my table, with the tail of one eye, and the pink may which I caught
with the tail of the other, bloomed in splendid arrogance, my quiet
outlook on greenery and colour was obscured by a human form. I may
mention that my study-table is placed in the bay of a window, on the
ground floor. It is a French window, opening on a terrace. Beyond the
parapet of the terrace, the garden, with its apple and walnut trees, its
beeches, its lawn, its beds of tulips, its lilac and laburnum and may and
all sorts of other pleasant things, slopes lazily upwards to a horizon of
iron railings separating the garden from a meadow where now and then
a cow, when she desires to be peculiarly agreeable to the sight, poses
herself in silhouette against the sky. I like to gaze on that adventitious
cow. Her ruminatory attitude falls in with mine. . . . But I digress. . . .
I glanced up at the obscuring human form and recognized my wife. She
looked, I must confess, remarkably pretty, with her fair hair blond
comme les blés, and her mocking cornflower blue eyes, and her
mutinous mouth, which has never yet (after all these years) assumed a
responsible parent's austerity. She wore a fresh white dress with
coquettish bits of blue about the bodice. In her hand she grasped a
dilapidated newspaper, the Daily Telegraph, which looked as if she had
been to bed in it.
"Am I disturbing you, Hilary?"
She was. She knew she was. But she looked so charming, a petal of
spring, a quick incarnation of pink may and forget-me-not and
laburnum, that I put down my pen and I smiled.
"You are, my dear," said I, "but it doesn't matter."
"What are you doing?" She remained on the threshold.

"I am writing my presidential address," said I, "for the Grand Meeting,
next month, of the Hafiz Society."
"I wonder," said Barbara, "why Hafiz always makes me think of
sherbet."
I remonstrated, waving a dismissing hand.
"If that's all you've got to say--"
"But it isn't."
She crossed the threshold, stepped in, swished round the end of my
long oak table and took possession of my library. I wheeled round
politely in my chair.
"Then, what is it?" I asked.
"Have you read the paper this morning?"
"I've glanced through the Times," said I.
She patted her handful of bedclothing and let fall a blanket and a
bed-spread or two--("Look at my beautifully, orderly folded Times,"
said I, with an indicatory gesture) She looked and sniffed--and shed
Vallombrosa leaves of the Daily Telegraph about the library until she
had discovered the page for which she was searching. Then she held a
mangled sheet before my eyes.
"There!" she cried, "what do you think of that?"
"What do I think of what?" I asked, regarding the acre of print.
"Adrian Boldero has written a novel!"
"Adrian?" said I. "Well, my dear, what of it? Poor old Adrian is capable
of anything. Nothing he did would ever surprise me. He might write a
sonnet to a Royal Princess's first set of false teeth or steal the tin cup
from a blind beggar's dog, and he would be still the same beautiful,

charming, futile Adrian."
Barbara pished and insisted. "But this is apparently a wonderful novel.
There's a whole column about it. They say it's the most astounding
book published in our generation. Look! A work of genius."
"Rubbish, darling," said I, knowing my Adrian.
"Take the trouble to read the notice," said Barbara, thrusting the paper
at me in a superior manner.
I took it from