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This etext was produced from the 1905 Hurst and Blackett edition by
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IDLE IDEAS IN 1905
by Jerome K. Jerome

Contents:
Are We As Interesting As We Think We Are? Should Women Be
Beautiful? When Is The Best Time To Be Merry? Do We Lie A-Bed
Too Late? Should Married Men Play Golf? Are Early Marriages A
Mistake? Do Writers Write Too Much? Should Soldiers Be Polite?
Ought Stories To Be True? Creatures That One Day Shall Be Men How
To Be Happy Though Little Should We Say What We Think, Or Think
What We Say? Is The American Husband Made Entirely Of Stained
Glass Does The Young Man Know Everything Worth Knowing? How
Many Charms Hath Music, Would You Say? The white man's burden!
Need it be so heavy? Why Didn't He Marry The Girl? What Mrs.
Wilkins thought about it Shall We Be Ruined By Chinese Cheap
Labour? How