Humoresque | Page 2

of fuel.
To enter Abrahm Kantor's--Brasses, was three steps down, so that his
casement show-window, at best filmed over with the constant rain of
dust ground down from the rails above, was obscure enough, but
crammed with copied loot of khedive and of czar. The seven-branch
candlestick so biblical and supplicating of arms. An urn, shaped like
Rebecca's, of brass, all beaten over with little pocks. Things--cups,
trays, knockers, ikons, gargoyles, bowls, and teapots. A symphony of
bells in graduated sizes. Jardinières with fat sides. A pot-bellied
samovar. A swinging-lamp for the dead, star-shaped. Against the door,
an octave of tubular chimes, prisms of voiceless harmony and of
heatless light.
Opening this door, they rang gently, like melody heard through water
and behind glass. Another bell rang, too, in tilted singsong from a
pulley operating somewhere in the catacomb rear of this lambent vale
of things and things and things. In turn, this pulley set in toll still
another bell, two flights up in Abrahm Kantor's tenement, which
overlooked the front of whizzing rails and a rear wilderness of
gibbet-looking clothes-lines, dangling perpetual specters of flapping
union suits in a mid-air flaky with soot.

Often at lunch, or even the evening meal, this bell would ring in on
Abrahm Kantor's digestive well-being, and while he hurried down,
napkin often bib-fashion still about his neck, and into the smouldering
lanes of copper, would leave an eloquent void at the head of his
well-surrounded table.
This bell was ringing now, jingling in upon the slumber of a still newer
Kantor, snuggling peacefully enough within the ammoniac depths of a
cradle recently evacuated by Leon, heretofore impinged upon you.
On her knees before an oven that billowed forth hotly into her face,
Mrs. Kantor, fairly fat and not yet forty, and at the immemorial task of
plumbing a delicately swelling layer-cake with broom-straw, raised her
face, reddened and faintly moist.
"Isadore, run down and say your papa is out until six. If it's a customer,
remember the first asking-price is the two middle figures on the tag,
and the last asking-price is the two outside figures. See once, with your
papa out to buy your little brother his birthday present, and your mother
in a cake, if you can't make a sale for first price."
Isadore Kantor, aged eleven and hunched with a younger Kantor over
an oilcloth-covered table, hunched himself still deeper in a barter for a
large crystal marble with a candy stripe down its center.
"Izzie, did you hear me?"
"Yes'm."
"Go down this minute--do you hear? Rudolph, stop always letting your
big brother get the best of you in marbles. Iz-zie!"
"In a minute."
"Don't let me have to ask you again, Isadore Kantor!"
"Aw, ma, I got some 'rithmetic to do. Let Esther go!"
"Always Esther! Your sister stays right in the front room with her

spelling."
"Aw, ma, I got spelling, too."
"Every time I ask that boy he should do me one thing, right away he
gets lessons! With me, that lessons-talk don't go no more. Every time
you get put down in school, I'm surprised there's a place left lower
where they can put you. Working-papers for such a boy like you!"
"I'll woik--"
"How I worried myself! Violin lessons yet--thirty cents a lesson out of
your papa's pants while he slept! That's how I wanted to have in the
family a profession--maybe a musician on the violin! Lessons for you
out of money I had to lie to your papa about! Honest, when I think of
it--my own husband--it's a wonder I don't potch you just for
remembering it. Rudolph, will you stop licking that cake-pan? It's
saved for your little brother Leon. Ain't you ashamed even on your
little brother's birthday to steal from him?"
"Ma, gimme the spoon?"
"I'll give you the spoon, Isadore Kantor, where you don't want it. If you
don't hurry down, the way that bell is ringing, not one bite do you get
out of your little brother's birthday cake tonight!"
"I'm goin', ain't I?"
"Always on my children's birthdays a meanness sets into this house!
Rudolph, will you put down that bowl! Izzie--for the last time I ask
you--for the last time--"
Erect now, Mrs. Kantor lifted an expressive hand, letting it hover.
"I'm goin', ma; for golly sakes, I'm goin'!" said her recalcitrant one,
shuffling off toward the staircase, shuffling, shuffling.
Then Mrs. Kantor resumed her plumbing, and through the little
apartment, its middle and only bedroom of three beds and a crib lighted

vicariously by the front room and kitchen, began to wind the warm, the
golden-brown fragrance of cake in the rising.
By six o'clock the shades were drawn against the dirty dusk of Allen
Street and the oilcloth-covered table dragged out center and spread by
Esther