Paris
Chapter 2.
XXII.--How Panurge served a Parisian lady a trick that pleased her not
very well
Chapter 2.
XXIII.--How Pantagruel departed from Paris, hearing news that the
Dipsodes had invaded the land of the Amaurots; and the cause
wherefore the leagues are so short in France
Chapter 2.
XXIV.--A letter which a messenger brought to Pantagruel from a lady
of Paris, together with the exposition of a posy written in a gold ring
Chapter 2.
XXV.--How Panurge, Carpalin, Eusthenes, and Epistemon, the
gentlemen attendants of Pantagruel, vanquished and discomfited six
hundred and threescore horsemen very cunningly
Chapter 2.
XXVI.--How Pantagruel and his company were weary in eating still
salt meats; and how Carpalin went a-hunting to have some venison
Chapter 2.
XXVII.--How Pantagruel set up one trophy in memorial of their valour,
and Panurge another in remembrance of the hares. How Pantagruel
likewise with his farts begat little men, and with his fisgs little women;
and how Panurge broke a great staff over two glasses
Chapter 2.
XXVIII.--How Pantagruel got the victory very strangely over the
Dipsodes and the Giants
Chapter 2.
XXIX.--How Pantagruel discomfited the three hundred giants armed
with free-stone, and Loupgarou their captain
Chapter 2.
XXX.--How Epistemon, who had his head cut off, was finely healed by
Panurge, and of the news which he brought from the devils, and of the
damned people in hell
Chapter 2.
XXXI.--How Pantagruel entered into the city of the Amaurots, and how
Panurge married King Anarchus to an old lantern-carrying hag, and
made him a crier of green sauce
Chapter 2.
XXXII.--How Pantagruel with his tongue covered a whole army, and
what the author saw in his mouth
Chapter 2.
XXXIII.--How Pantagruel became sick, and the manner how he was
recovered
Chapter 2.
XXXIV.--The conclusion of this present book, and the excuse of the
author
THE THIRD BOOK.
Francois Rabelais to the Soul of the Deceased Queen of Navarre
The Author's Prologue
Chapter 3.
I.--How Pantagruel transported a colony of Utopians into Dipsody
Chapter 3.
II.--How Panurge was made Laird of Salmigondin in Dipsody, and did
waste his revenue before it came in
Chapter 3.
III.--How Panurge praiseth the debtors and borrowers
Chapter 3.
IV.--Panurge continueth his discourse in the praise of borrowers and
lenders
Chapter 3.
V.--How Pantagruel altogether abhorreth the debtors and borrowers
Chapter 3.
VI.--Why new married men were privileged from going to the wars
Chapter 3.
VII.--How Panurge had a flea in his ear, and forbore to wear any longer
his magnificent codpiece
Chapter 3.
VIII.--Why the codpiece is held to be the chief piece of armour
amongst warriors
Chapter 3.
IX.--How Panurge asketh counsel of Pantagruel whether he should
marry, yea, or no
Chapter 3.
X.--How Pantagruel representeth unto Panurge the difficulty of giving
advice in the matter of marriage; and to that purpose mentioneth
somewhat of the Homeric and Virgilian lotteries
Chapter 3.
XI.--How Pantagruel showeth the trial of one's fortune by the throwing
of dice to be unlawful
Chapter 3.
XII.--How Pantagruel doth explore by the Virgilian lottery what
fortune Panurge shall have in his marriage
Chapter 3.
XIII.--How Pantagruel adviseth Panurge to try the future good or bad
luck of his marriage by dreams
Chapter 3.
XIV.--Panurge's dream, with the interpretation thereof
Chapter 3.
XV.--Panurge's excuse and exposition of the monastic mystery
concerning powdered beef
Chapter 3.
XVI.--How Pantagruel adviseth Panurge to consult with the Sibyl of
Panzoust
Chapter 3.
XVII.--How Panurge spoke to the Sibyl of Panzoust
Chapter 3.
XVIII.--How Pantagruel and Panurge did diversely expound the verses
of the Sibyl of Panzoust
Chapter 3.
XIX.--How Pantagruel praiseth the counsel of dumb men
Chapter 3.
XX.--How Goatsnose by signs maketh answer to Panurge
Chapter 3.
XXI.--How Panurge consulteth with an old French poet, named
Raminagrobis
Chapter 3.
XXII.--How Panurge patrocinates and defendeth the Order of the
Begging Friars
Chapter 3.
XXIII.--How Panurge maketh the motion of a return to Raminagrobis
Chapter 3.
XXIV.--How Panurge consulteth with Epistemon
Chapter 3.
XXV.--How Panurge consulteth with Herr Trippa
Chapter 3.
XXVI.--How Panurge consulteth with Friar John of the Funnels
Chapter 3.
XXVII.--How Friar John merrily and sportingly counselleth Panurge
Chapter 3.
XXVIII.--How Friar John comforteth Panurge in the doubtful matter of
cuckoldry
Chapter 3.
XXIX.--How Pantagruel convocated together a theologian, physician,
lawyer, and philosopher, for extricating Panurge out of the perplexity
wherein he was
Chapter 3.
XXX.--How the theologue, Hippothadee, giveth counsel to Panurge in
the matter and business of his nuptial enterprise
Chapter 3.
XXXI.--How the physician Rondibilis counselleth Panurge
Chapter 3.
XXXII.--How Rondibilis declareth cuckoldry to be naturally one of the
appendances of marriage
Chapter 3.
XXXIII.--Rondibilis the physician's
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