Gamblers World

Gambler's World, by John Keith
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Title: Gambler's World
Author: John Keith Laumer
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GAMBLER'S WORLD
By KEITH LAUMER
Illustrated by GAUGHAN

I
Retief paused before a tall mirror to check the overlap of the four sets
of lapels that ornamented the vermilion cutaway of a First Secretary
and Consul.
"Come along, Retief," Magnan said. "The Ambassador has a word to
say to the staff before we go in."
"I hope he isn't going to change the spontaneous speech he plans to
make when the Potentate impulsively suggests a trade agreement along
the lines they've been discussing for the last two months."
"Your derisive attitude is uncalled for, Retief," Magnan said sharply. "I
think you realize it's delayed your promotion in the Corps."
Retief took a last glance in the mirror. "I'm not sure I want a
promotion," he said. "It would mean more lapels."
Ambassador Crodfoller pursed his lips, waiting until Retief and
Magnan took places in the ring of Terrestrial diplomats around him.
"A word of caution only, gentlemen," he said. "Keep always foremost
in your minds the necessity for our identification with the Nenni Caste.

Even a hint of familiarity with lower echelons could mean the failure of
the mission. Let us remember that the Nenni represent authority here on
Petreac. Their traditions must be observed, whatever our personal
preferences. Let's go along now. The Potentate will be making his
entrance any moment."
Magnan came to Retief's side as they moved toward the salon.
"The Ambassador's remarks were addressed chiefly to you, Retief," he
said. "Your laxness in these matters is notorious. Naturally, I believe
firmly in democratic principles myself--"
"Have you ever had a feeling, Mr. Magnan, that there's a lot going on
here that we don't know about?"
Magnan nodded. "Quite so. Ambassador Crodfoller's point exactly.
Matters which are not of concern to the Nenni are of no concern to us."
"Another feeling I get is that the Nenni aren't very bright. Now
suppose--"
"I'm not given to suppositions, Retief. We're here to implement the
policies of the Chief of Mission. And I should dislike to be in the shoes
of a member of the staff whose conduct jeopardized the agreement that
will be concluded here tonight."
* * * * *
A bearer with a tray of drinks rounded a fluted column, shied as he
confronted the diplomats, fumbled the tray, grabbed and sent a glass
crashing to the floor.
Magnan leaped back, slapping at the purple cloth of his pants leg.
Retief's hand shot out to steady the tray. The servant rolled terrified
eyes.
"I'll take one of these, now that you're here," Retief said. He took a
glass from the tray, winking at the servant.

"No harm done," he said. "Mr. Magnan's just warming up for the big
dance."
A Nenni major-domo bustled up, rubbing his hands politely.
"Some trouble here?" he said. "What happened, Honorables, what,
what...."
"The blundering idiot," Magnan spluttered. "How dare--"
"You're quite an actor, Mr. Magnan," Retief said. "If I didn't know
about your democratic principles, I'd think you were really mad."
The servant ducked his head and scuttled away.
"Has this fellow...." The major-domo eyed the retreating bearer.
"I dropped my glass," Retief said. "Mr. Magnan's upset because he
hates to see liquor wasted."
Retief turned to find himself face-to-face with Ambassador Crodfoller.
"I witnessed that," The Ambassador hissed. "By the goodness of
Providence, the Potentate and his retinue haven't appeared yet. But I
can assure you the servants saw it. A more un-Nenni-like display I
would find it difficult to imagine!"
Retief arranged his features in an expression of deep interest.
"More un-Nenni-like, sir?" he said. "I'm not sure I--"
"Bah!" The Ambassador glared at Retief, "Your reputation has
preceded you, sir. Your name is associated with a number of the most
bizarre incidents in Corps history. I'm warning you; I'll tolerate
nothing." He turned and stalked away.
"Ambassador-baiting is a dangerous sport, Retief," Magnan said.
Retief took a swallow of his drink. "Still," he said,