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Stephen Leacock
that
there were tears on his face.
"Why does he cry?" asked Serge.
"He has been in Siberia," said Yump as she poured water into the great
iron pot to make soup for the week after the next.
Serge grew more thoughtful each year.
All sorts of things, occurrences of daily life, set him thinking. One day
he saw some peasants drowning a tax collector in the river. It made a
deep impression on him. He couldn't understand it. There seemed
something wrong about it.
"Why did they drown him?" he asked of Yump, the cook.
"He was collecting taxes," said Yump, and she threw a handful of cups
into the cupboard.
Then one day there was great excitement in the town, and men in
uniform went to and fro and all the people stood at the doors talking.
"What has happened?" asked Serge.
"It is Popoff, inspector of police," answered Itch. "They have found
him beside the river."

"Is he dead?" questioned Serge.
Itch pointed reverently to the ground--"He is there!" he said.
All that day Serge asked questions. But no one would tell him anything.
"Popoff is dead," they said. "They have found him beside the river with
his ribs driven in on his heart."
"Why did they kill him?" asked Serge.
But no one would say.
So after this Serge was more perplexed than ever.
Every one noticed how thoughtful Serge was.
"He is a wise boy," they said. "Some day he will be a learned man. He
will read and write."
"Defend us!" exclaimed Itch. "It is a dangerous thing."
One day Liddoff, the priest, came to the house with a great roll of paper
in his hand.
"What is it?" asked Serge.
"It is the alphabet," said Liddoff.
"Give it to me," said Serge with eagerness.
"Not all of it," said Liddoff gently. "Here is part of it," and he tore off a
piece and gave it to the boy.
"Defend us!" said Yump, the cook. "It is not a wise thing," and she
shook her head as she put a new lump of clay in the wooden stove to
make it burn more brightly.
Then everybody knew that Serge was learning the alphabet, and that
when he had learned it he was to go to Moscow, to the Teknik, and

learn what else there was.
So the days passed and the months. Presently Ivan Ivanovitch said,
"Now he is ready," and he took down a bag of rubles that was
concealed on a shelf beside the wooden stove in the kitchen and
counted them out after the Russian fashion, "Ten, ten, and yet ten, and
still ten, and ten," till he could count no further.
"Protect us!" said Yump. "Now he is rich!" and she poured oil and fat
mixed with sand into the bread and beat it with a stick.
"He must get ready," they said. "He must buy clothes. Soon he will go
to Moscow to the Teknik and become a wise man."
Now it so happened that there came one day to the door a drosky, or
one-horse carriage, and in it was a man and beside him a girl. The man
stopped to ask the way from Itch, who pointed down the post road over
the plain. But his hand trembled and his knees shook as he showed the
way. For the eyes of the man who asked the way were dark with hate
and cruel with power. And he wore a uniform and there was brass upon
his cap. But Serge looked only at the girl. And there was no hate in her
eyes, but only a great burning, and a look that went far beyond the plain,
Serge knew not where. And as Serge looked, the girl turned her face
and their eyes met, and he knew that he would never forget her. And he
saw in her face that she would never forget him. For that is love.
"Who is that?" he asked, as he went back again with Itch into the
house.
"It is Kwartz, chief of police," said Itch, and his knees still trembled as
he spoke.
"Where is he taking her?" said Serge.
"To Moscow, to the prison," answered Itch. "There they will hang her
and she will die."
"Who is she?" asked Serge. "What has she done?" and as he spoke he

could still see the girl's face, and the look upon it, and a great fire went
sweeping through his veins.
"She is Olga Ileyitch," answered Itch, "She made the bomb that killed
Popoff, the inspector, and now they will hang her and she will die."
"Defend us!" murmured Yump, as she heaped more clay upon the
stove.

CHAPTER II
Serge went to Moscow. He entered the Teknik. He became a student.
He learned
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